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Today at 11.15 octiginarion rock geezer Tom Jones was taken away by armed officers of the metropolitan police force and detonated in a controlled explosion in hyde park.
Onlookers reported that Mr Jones, most famouse for singing the themetune to the James Bond classic, Thundercock, was only seconds into his song "sex bomb" when police bundled him off the stage, first taking the precaution of firing 8 rounds into his head, then ordering him to put his hands up.
Fellow welsh "singer" Shirley Bassey commented "warble warble" before slapping her assistant.
Challotte Church refused to comment as she was too busy sending pictures of her tits to random mobile phones.
The explosion in the park as loud enough to wake up George Micheal, who was sleeping off a heavy night of cocain use and rent boys in his car.
"whhuuuu??" was his only comment.
Police refused to comment on the incident, choosing to reply to all questions with a silent puppet show using two sooty puppets dressed in traditional iranian attire.
Onlookers reported that Mr Jones, most famouse for singing the themetune to the James Bond classic, Thundercock, was only seconds into his song "sex bomb" when police bundled him off the stage, first taking the precaution of firing 8 rounds into his head, then ordering him to put his hands up.
Fellow welsh "singer" Shirley Bassey commented "warble warble" before slapping her assistant.
Challotte Church refused to comment as she was too busy sending pictures of her tits to random mobile phones.
The explosion in the park as loud enough to wake up George Micheal, who was sleeping off a heavy night of cocain use and rent boys in his car.
"whhuuuu??" was his only comment.
Police refused to comment on the incident, choosing to reply to all questions with a silent puppet show using two sooty puppets dressed in traditional iranian attire.
