Tommy Walker's sister was decapitated in a car wreck

[Mopeder]

I then took the liberty to molest her cold dead corpse.

 

[jack]

Did she purge for you?

 

[Mopeder]

Yes it was thick & creamy

She had the wettest pussy I have ever had,a little bloody though.

 

[jack]

Well clearly you're clueless about purging then, you lying little necro.

 

[jack]

Dead women's Bartholin's cease to function almost immediately. Did you know that?

 

[Mopeder]

Still wet to me.

Ofcourse I slabbed on a shit pot load of lube.

 

[Mopeder]

Dead women's Bartholin's cease to function almost immediately. Did you know that?

Know from experience huh?

 

[jack]

I never touch the stuff. Nazi's did all the hard work in WWII...just have to know where to look.

 

[jack]

Is that pecker snot on your uvula?

 

[Lilac]

It's obvious, Jack: 'Tommy Walker's sister' was actually a guy, and the spawn of Jillian and Luci here mistook the rear for wet pussy. Hence all the blood.

 

[starguard]

Once her head was gone, he should have fucked the hole in her neck :huh:

 

[Lazy_Ghoul]

Thats some texas chainsaw shit right thur.

 

[Elrod]

How's Tommy's pinball game these days?

 

[jack]

You sound angry.