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It can be confirmed that pink colour-hue Photoshopping freak 'The Tomtrek' today revealed intimate details of his long alleged JP's urine-bottling tendencies to famed one-eyed journalist & part-time Rock Musician with Huey Lewis and the DEATH VULTURES, Pete Smith.
Smith, speaking with The Tomtrek was told "Yes, I can confirm that my alleged Jarn urine-bottling tendencies are true. I place the urine in a custom built pink-painted atomizer, and mark my territory with it".
A pink atmoizer, yesterday.
The Tomtrek has been involved in several alleged urine-harvesting incidences during his long career playing frontman to 8-piece electronic-skiffle band, 'Slimey Dave & The Jumble Nuggets'. In 2002 it was claimed he had harvested 'several pints' of ageing Queen guitarist Brian May's urine for 'use at a sheep festival', and in 2004 was also alleged to have harvested 'at least a pint' of cross-dressing TV funny-man Paul 'Lily Savage' O'Grady's urine, for use in 'growing special roses'.
The Tomtrek is 35, and can be seen performing live this month at Hull District Youth YMCA, Dewsbury Royal Women's Institute & Walton-on-the-Naze Town Hall.
Jarn was unavailable for comment, though a spokesman refused to either confirm or deny the rumours, stating Jarn was 'Out on his daily cockey walkabout and swagger'.
The Tomtrek, in more innocent times.
Smith, speaking with The Tomtrek was told "Yes, I can confirm that my alleged Jarn urine-bottling tendencies are true. I place the urine in a custom built pink-painted atomizer, and mark my territory with it".
A pink atmoizer, yesterday.
The Tomtrek has been involved in several alleged urine-harvesting incidences during his long career playing frontman to 8-piece electronic-skiffle band, 'Slimey Dave & The Jumble Nuggets'. In 2002 it was claimed he had harvested 'several pints' of ageing Queen guitarist Brian May's urine for 'use at a sheep festival', and in 2004 was also alleged to have harvested 'at least a pint' of cross-dressing TV funny-man Paul 'Lily Savage' O'Grady's urine, for use in 'growing special roses'.
The Tomtrek is 35, and can be seen performing live this month at Hull District Youth YMCA, Dewsbury Royal Women's Institute & Walton-on-the-Naze Town Hall.
Jarn was unavailable for comment, though a spokesman refused to either confirm or deny the rumours, stating Jarn was 'Out on his daily cockey walkabout and swagger'.
The Tomtrek, in more innocent times.
