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YOU ARE FEELING PENSIVE ABOUT AN UPCOMING RAPE ATTEMPT ON YOUR MONKEY. SEVERAL TIMES YOU ARE GOING TO BE TEMPTED TO BELCH FIRE, BUT YOU MUST RESIST. IF YOU SUCCUMB TO TEMPTATION THE DEATH TOLL WILL REACH TEH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, AND WE WILL, AS A RACE, BE FORCED TO LIVE ON THE CLOSEST PLANETOID TO THE CHARRED HELLSCAPE THAT WILL BE OUR EARTH.