TONIGHT'S SMALLVILLE

[CaptainWacky]

OMG JAMES MARSTER TRIED TO FREE GENERAL ZOD FROM THE THING CAN IT GET ANY BETTER!?

Yeah, probably.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Were they naked? 'Cause then I'd rubber stamp the whole endeavor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO. Clark wasn't even shirltess in this one.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HATE that show! issed:

 

[Tempest]

Smallville is a good show. Though it does cross into silliness too often. It's a shame, it can produce great episodes then completley squander it with another lame kryptonite story that we have seen a million times.

Just get in the tights allready!


And where is Bruce Wayne? Come on, sweeps!

 

[Gagh]

James Marsters is in Smallville? !_!)_!) OMFHG!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

People on TrekBBS keep calling his character "Brainiac" even though he's never been called that in the show. Must be a comic thing.

 

[Gagh]

So he's not Spike then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, he's a rip-off of the T100 and he was teaching history at Clark's university for some reason.

 

[Gagh]

He's a Terminator? FUCKING COOL!


HASTA LA VISTA LANA!

*Stabs her with a sharp metallic penis*

 

[CaptainWacky]

LEAVING CLARK AND CHLOE FOR ME IN SOME KIND OF SICK THREESOME WHILE MA KENT IS CHAINED TO THE WALL BY WHITNEY (REMEMBER HIM) AND FORCED TO WATCH.

 

[Gagh]

THAT SOUNDS MEGA HOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT WHITNEY IS REALLY ODO TRAVLLED BACK IN TIME TO STOP QUARK FROM EATING LOIS' PANTIES.

 

[Gagh]

EVEN HOTTER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S JUST BEEN RENEWED FOR ANOTHER EIGHT SEASONS, EACH SEXIER THAN THE LAST

 

[Ishcabittle]

OK. SMALLVILLE. IT'S A SHOW, RITE?