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Tonight's Torchwood

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why did she want the transporter back?
 
Why did who want the transporter back?
 
THE CHARACTER
 
I'm so confused.
 
She was an alien.
 
Does she own a green card?
 
it's a doctor who spin-off
 
I've only seen episodes 1 and 3 so far. Not really impressed.
 
BEYOND THE GOVERNMENT, ABOVE THE UNITED NATIONS, NOT AS GOOD AS BUFFY.
 
I've not been too impressed by this show so far. The only thing that has got my attention so far is that girl who used to be a fed. In fact this show is so erotic in general that they should change the name to: Touch Wood. Because I've certainly been touching my wood the last couple of times I've watched it.
 
Dear God.. don't you realise?! IT'S A TRAP!!

She wanted the transporter so she could go home. What I don't get is why she left the bloody thing anyway. Once she killed the soldier she should've taken the transporter and then waited around for a while till her planet settled down.

Instead the soldier got buried with the transporter and then she went around eating people for 200 years
 
Yeah that's what I was wondering...I didn't know there had been changes on her home planet (how did she know about them!?) And what was with Tosh being all "ooh I'm Tosh look at me" the bitch.
 
She didn't know there were changes, she just guessed.

Of course, that doesn't make sense. If she can live for 200 years, then so can all the others on her planet, so the same dictatory bastards would still be around to have her arrested again.

there's a whole bunch of plot holes as usual(why did she get transported to Earth? if it's a two person transporter then how was the security guy supposed to get back?). blah, can't be arsed with it all.
 
also they kind of implied Tosh was in love with her but I didn't get that impression from any of their scenes together, Tosh was obviously disgusted with herself after the lesbian sex (rightfully so!) and the alien just sat around looking evil and smoking and why did she need her to get into Torchwood anyway when she could have just disguised herself as a pizza delivery girl?
 
She probably liked the attention she got from My Family fans, no point wasting a well known body to become a pizza hut worker.
 
I hope Gwen's boyfriend finds out she's a SLUT...and kills her!
 
"You'd better watch out, or I'll knock your teeth back into place!!"
 
Xanto: *picks up an empty pizza box*
 
Owen: "Cor, a pizza box, I bet that'd feel good on my cock!"

Gwen: "Oh god no i'm going to die!!"

Tosh: "I treasure your friendshiiippp!"
 
Jack: How come I'm not obsessed with sex anymore?
 
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