Tony Blair to comment on Neighbours plot

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His official statement

Following my recent comments on Big Brother I now want to make it clear how upset I am about Harolds treatment of his cafe employee during the "cheeky salt pot" scene. This worker was clearly being abused, thankfully in the UK we have a minimum wage and great juice shops. I will be launching an initiative later titled "The Ramsay Project" which will take three years to come up with any kind of conclusion, which will then be buried or ignored depending who is in charge. One of my good friends Lord Gravi-Treen will be heading up this expensive and exhaustive panel

Gordon Ramsay was unavailable for comment.

 

[Mentalist]

Gordon Ramsay was unavailable for comment.

Luckily we were able to track down Gordon's spokesperson.

 

[Gagh]

Such heavyweight topics should be on his agenda, seeing as he was deflecting questions from 8 year olds on Blue Peter last week as well. He really is PM-Lite.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard he's trying to get Zeke jailed for stealing Pepper's panties.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I await our right honourable friend's response to the upcoming storyline when Zeke does "it" to Pepper's unconscious "that" ridden body, thereby losing his "thing" and in turn possibly contracting "that" himself.

 

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David Cameron responds

I feel the PM has yet again not taken into account the horror of the "cheeky salt pot" scene and its ramifications for UK society. I was recently watching a scene in Hollyoaks myself where there were some young people being abused (I have an affinity with young people) . I mention something else here of a vague nature, anyway just saying I care more than Tony and watch more modern TV programmes, get that?

 

[CaptainWacky]

dsjgg

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tony Blair needs to save Neighbours so we get more classic moments like Margot Robbie nearly killing Harold by forcing him to rap.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Poor Afro Harrold!

P.s, I hear Neighbours has been dropped by Channel 5 which provides a decent amount of their budget. I hope the writing doesn’t suffer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, it's cancelled completely now. They can't afford to do it at all without 5. It's a fucking tragedy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That’s a shame, but it doesn’t say much for the show if there isn’t enough interest or money in its own country to keep it going.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it's always been more popular here. That's why they sometimes go to London and David Dickinson tries to wrestle Toadfish or whatever.