[Gonad],
Please forgive me, what I said about "D" was very immature. Consider it officially forgotten.
Me and "Imzadi" did break up. I called her, and it turns out she felt the same way. We decided that if we both still like eachother in a way that's "more than friends," but it is just not "socially acceptable." You know, a sevey and a 9th grader.
Pretty sad, huh?!
Well this card says it all, if I ever lost you I don't know what I would ever do. I'm sorry about "Imzadi," but as good as it was, it just wasn't meant to be. Also I'm sorry but I lied to you, I always have had a huge crush on "seven!"
The loss of you would be greater than the loss of all three times "D" dumped me, the loss of my dog Fudd, and even if the cast of every Star Trek that ever existed and everyone else involved were murdered and died a horrible death. All put together an infinite amount of times.
So, I think I've summed it all up pretty well.
Please forgive me, and call me.
Thank you for your friendship, I am forever in your debt.
Love,
[Guy]
P.S. If you ever find it in your heart to forgive me, please stay after school.
