Too much fucking noise!

[Dr Dave]

TOO MUCH FUCKING FUCKNOSECUNTING NOSIE IN THIS STUPID ASS PLACE

FUCKING SHIT ASS BRICKSFUCKERS

LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING MUSIC AT A REASONABLE VOLUME I DONMT FUCJHING CARE ITS 12:49pm!fsihfhsfhi

FUCK OFF

OH ANDF FUCKING UPSTAIRES NEIGHBOR, FUCKING STOP STOMPING AROUND, JUST MOVE, TAKE YOUR KID THAT RUNS AROUND AND FUCKING GET OUT OF THE FUCKING COMPLEXT

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FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU HERE!

 

['Gear]

Bricksfuckers?

Only a man who means business says bricksfuckers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Damnfuckingskippy.

 

[Loktar]

Maybe your making too little noise and they think you're dead. Kick in your neighbors doors and prove them wrong.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not the police, I can't get away with that sort of business.

 

[Loktar]

You can if you run away quickly while making angry termite sounds.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think I'll be doing that.

 

[Ilyanna]

Activate the fire-alarm repeatedly. Can't be more annoying than the neighbors, and after the third time, everyone will be so pissed off by the constant vacating of building - going back in that they'll sleep in a motel and leave you alone for the rest of the night.

 

['Gear]

Beebop on down to the post office and put in a change of address on their behalf. It won't make them quieter but it will be very satisfying for you.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The noise will only end when everybody is dead.

 

['Gear]

Agreed.

 

[Loktar]

Activate the fire-alarm repeatedly. Can't be more annoying than the neighbors, and after the third time, everyone will be so pissed off by the constant vacating of building - going back in that they'll sleep in a motel and leave you alone for the rest of the night.

Watch the hilarity ensue as a family of four is burned alive as their house burns down because the firefighters were too busy responding to all the false alarms.

(sorry, its a good idea. just a bit bitter my idea was shot down so quickly)