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Top fifteen for June

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm getting this in early before Big Brother starts becasue I don't want to end up going crazy and rating "blond studenty type" as number one or anything. It's a top fifteen becasue I've had a lot of girls on "reserve" who I wanted to include but I also didn't want to leave out the deserving regulars. But I didn't have enough for a top twenty. So a top fifteen then. Also, it proves that I'm insane. If anyone ever doubts that I'm insane I can just say "ah, but remember that time I wrote a top 15 for June?" and they can say "oh yeah, you nutter, you are insane!" Anyway.

1) Anna Paquin -The perfect combination of beauty, cuteness, sexiness and autistic appeal.
2) Emilie de Ravin - The real Claire Bear. Perhaps a "goodbye" ranking in a way since we won't see her again until 2010.
3) Kristen Bell - Finally appeared in Heroes (episode five). Better than Natalie?
4) Tricia Helfer - Long deserved high rating.
5) Natalie Portman - I appreciate her making an effort at Cannes, but none of the dresses were all that great. Or maybe the age of Natalie dominance is finally coming to an end...
6) Kari Byron - Mythbusters is constantly on the air at the moment on some channel and I've been watching quite a bit (though they do drag it out sometimes. TWO HOUR shark special?) I really should have ranked her earlier, hopefully this high ranking will make it up. Shame about Adam's anus.
7) Kristen Stewart - WATCH OUT FOR HER.
8) Avril Lavigne - :sarek:
9) Ellen Page - Okay, I overrated her a bit last month, but she's still cute as duck.
10) Kelly Brook - FOR GAGHDASSIA! Deserves recognition.
11) Katee Sackhoff - Mostly based on those pics Tomtrek posted a while ago.
12) Leah Cairns - It's a Battlestar Babes Bonanza!
13) Keira Knightley - Provisional return. Will have to impress me to climb, or indeed stay on, the list.
14) Olivia Wilde - Thirteen from House.
15) Ali Larter - Underrated Heroes hottie.

This will be the last top fifteen for June ever.
 
Poor Avril is getting pounded on the gossip sites because her last tour didn't sell many tickets and she had to start cancelling shows.
 
^Cedric Diggory's in that movie too. Something for everyone!

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Poor Avril is getting pounded on the gossip sites because her last tour didn't sell many tickets and she had to start cancelling shows.
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Maybe she needs to move away from bubblegum pop and become more adult, with her fans growing up? I don't really care, I just like her face and body.
 
Her last album was a step backwards, to be honest. She has the ability to take herself to much better heights. Instead, she sells out & goes down bubblegum popbitch route. Sure, it makes a bit of dough, but it was just crap.
 
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1) Anna Paquin - but am I ranking Paquin or just the IDEA of Paquin?
2) Rachel Rice - Yes, she's a Big Brother contestant with a silly name. I don't care. She's lovely and warm and has a nice big bum.
3) Kristen Bell - Sexy.
4) Kristen Stewart - I think I'm onto something with this young lady. Sexy as fuck.
5) Laura Vandervoot - From Smallville. Mostly because of that ad that's always on during BB live feed where she says "watch your back, Kal-El."
6) Allison Mack - Love her face.
7) Kari Bryon - I watched another Mythbusters this morning.
8) Avril Lavigne - And why not?
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's back!
10) Natalie Portman - MEH.
 
Kari Byron OMG I'd roofie the wife and have me a threeway if Kari would consent to sex with my fat bloated body.
 
This thread is worthless without nipple-slip pics and crotch shots.

Where's fucking Emma Watson? I'd think she'd rate number one now that we've all a chance to see her nice cooze.
 
^^I could come around..and IN...and ON her! If you know what I mean! (I want to put my ding-dong in her nanny-whoo-whoo until it spooges).
 
CaptainWacky said:
I'm getting this in early before Big Brother starts becasue I don't want to end up going crazy and rating "blond studenty type" as number one or anything. It's a top fifteen becasue I've had a lot of girls on "reserve" who I wanted to include but I also didn't want to leave out the deserving regulars. But I didn't have enough for a top twenty. So a top fifteen then. Also, it proves that I'm insane. If anyone ever doubts that I'm insane I can just say "ah, but remember that time I wrote a top 15 for June?" and they can say "oh yeah, you nutter, you are insane!" Anyway.

1) Anna Paquin -The perfect combination of beauty, cuteness, sexiness and autistic appeal.
2) Emilie de Ravin - The real Claire Bear. Perhaps a "goodbye" ranking in a way since we won't see her again until 2010.
3) Kristen Bell - Finally appeared in Heroes (episode five). Better than Natalie?
4) Tricia Helfer - Long deserved high rating.
5) Natalie Portman - I appreciate her making an effort at Cannes, but none of the dresses were all that great. Or maybe the age of Natalie dominance is finally coming to an end...
6) Kari Byron - Mythbusters is constantly on the air at the moment on some channel and I've been watching quite a bit (though they do drag it out sometimes. TWO HOUR shark special?) I really should have ranked her earlier, hopefully this high ranking will make it up. Shame about Adam's anus.
7) Kristen Stewart - WATCH OUT FOR HER.
8) Avril Lavigne - :sarek:
9) Ellen Page - Okay, I overrated her a bit last month, but she's still cute as duck.
10) Kelly Brook - FOR GAGHDASSIA! Deserves recognition.
11) Katee Sackhoff - Mostly based on those pics Tomtrek posted a while ago.
12) Leah Cairns - It's a Battlestar Babes Bonanza!
13) Keira Knightley - Provisional return. Will have to impress me to climb, or indeed stay on, the list.
14) Olivia Wilde - Thirteen from House.
15) Ali Larter - Underrated Heroes hottie.

This will be the last top fifteen for June ever.
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Yeah, writing a top fifteen was TRULY INSANE, luckily I haven't gotten worse than that in the last 16 years!

That Yub posting was pretty fucking gross!
 
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