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Top ten for April

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
My heart isn't in it.

1) Natalie Portman - Duh.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Although apparently nobody but Tomtrek is allowed to like her!
3) Scarlett Johansson - Like her again.
4) Evangeline Lily - The writers make her as annoying as possible to offset her HOTNESS.
5) Tricia Hefler - BSG is (nearly) back!
6) Emma Watson - Permanent fixture.
7) Anna Pauin - I still like her.
8) Allison Mack - Just about the same level of hotness as Paquin I'd say.
9) Ellen Page - Super cute.
10) Keira Knightley - Has looked too skinny and miserable in the few times I've seen her lately.

ALL ACTRESSES, WOW, IT'S ALMOST LIKE I DIDN'T MAKE AN EFFORT
 
YES NUMBER TWO ALRIGHT.

Other people are allowed to like her but I LIKE HER THE MOST THAT'S PART OF MY ePERSONALITY.
 
#2

1) Anna Paquin - All because of that IMDB thread about her bum.
2) Natalie Portman - HOW DARE SHE STAND NEXT TO A BEARDY MAN.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still riding high.
4) Avril Lavigne - I happened to catch her latest "music video" (with the sound off...seriously, it's bad even for Avril) and she was dressed as a cheerleader. I literally have no choice but to rate her this high...nearly could have been higher.
5) Scarlett Johansson - Milkers.
6) Anna Friel - I'd like to "push" her "daisy" if you know what I mean.
7) Evangeline Lily - KATE DAMN IT RUN!
8) Ellen Page - Super cut.e
9) Kristin Kreuk - I watched a few minutes of an old episode of Smallville and she looked fucking hot. Shame about the acting/writing.
10) Eliza Taylor-Cotter - Janae from Neighbours. Yes.

18 DAYS UNTIL THE WACKY HOT ONE HUNDRED*

*estimate
 
Well BSG starts here tonight so she might return next time and will certainly be on the Wacky Hot One Hundred in 18 days.
 
Top TWENTY for late April/early May.

(This is the very last stop on the way to the eageerly anticapted Wacky Hot One Hundred. This is NOT the Wacky Hot 100, just another list. The Hot 100 will take into account EVERY top ten going back until November last year, with ten points for first place, nine for second, eight for third, etc. This list DOES carry more weight howerever as DOUBLE points are available, number one gets 20, two gets 19, three 18 and SO ON. So it's an important list. The points will soon be tallied and the Hot 100 published. Then my autistic obsession with rating girls based on their attractiveness will finally be over and I'll move onto more spiritual matters. BUT UNTIL THEN...)

1) Ellen Page - Yes, everything is changing. I'm veered right over to valuing cutness more than BIG TITS and she is the ultimate cutness. BUT HOW WILL THIS EFFECT THE SHAPE OF THE WACKY HOT 100!? (It probably won't.)
2) Kristen Bell - More cuteness. Hotter than Ellen, actually, but rated second for complicated reasons.
3) Avril Lavigne - Elfin face. Perfect body. Should do very well in the Wacky Hot 100.
4) Natalie Portman - The bookies have her as favourite to top the Wacky Hot 100!
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yep.
6) Scarlett Johansson - Double yep.
7) Emilie de Ravin - I've rated Evangeline Lily on the last few lists but not Emilie, which is a crime and hopefully this can help correct it.
8) Anna Paquin - Cannot realistically rate her higher than this.
9) Alizee - Completely forget of her existence until now. Hot french popstar.
10) Eva Green - Classy french beauty who I haven't included for a while either. Damn frogs.
11) Kristen Stewart - I put her under surveilance after she was named "the new Natalie Portman" on some last and, while she obviously isn't (there can be only one) she does have the kind of face and general look that appeals to my autistic sensibilities. 18 year old actress, but more mature looking and hotter than Emma Watson. I'll be watching her career with great interest (or else I'll completely forget her and never rate her again, same thing.)
12) Shakira - Hottest woman in music (Avril doesn't count as being in music.)
13) Kristin Kreuk - Can't wait to see her play Chun-Li!
14) Eliza Taylor-Cotter - Just left Neighbours and I'm upset.
15) Kelly Clarkson - An old favourite, finally returned (and I need list-fillers.)
16) Tania Raymonde - Alex from Lost
17) Freema Agyman
18) Evangline Lily
19) Christy Hemme - I've been watching TNA infrequently and she is probably the hottest woman in wrestling at the moment (and I really need list fillers.)
20) Summer Glau

The Wacky Hot 100 will be published shortly.
 
Awww, what happened to Allison Mack? She's adorable.

I've liked Kristen Stewart since "Panic Room." She did a great lifetime movie called Speak. Only thing on lifetime I actually watched.

Anna Paquin is blonde right now, and I dont' know how I feel about that. She gets extra points for playing Sookie Stackhouse in the upcoming HBO series based on the books by Charlaine Harris.
 
I don't like her as much as a blond, since it looks so unnatural. Allison Mack has been rated a few times times and will feature in the Wacky Hot 100 (which obviously won't be a hot 100, probably about a hot 39.)
 
^Agreed. You can tell it's out of the bottle.

But, she character is blonde, so I'm glad they decided to stick with it. She plays a psychic southerner who falls in love with a vampire named Bill, and thus gets involved in the paranormal lifestyle. The books are great, so I'm hoping they adapted it well enough for the tube.
 
It was announced she was going to be in it AGES ago and it still hasn't seen the light of day (maybe the writer's strike pushed it back or something.)
 
It did. It's set to start in the Fall. TV Guide had an article about it in its magazine, so you might want to see if it's somewhere online, too. :)
 
CaptainWacky said:
Top TWENTY for late April/early May.

(This is the very last stop on the way to the eageerly anticapted Wacky Hot One Hundred. This is NOT the Wacky Hot 100, just another list. The Hot 100 will take into account EVERY top ten going back until November last year, with ten points for first place, nine for second, eight for third, etc. This list DOES carry more weight howerever as DOUBLE points are available, number one gets 20, two gets 19, three 18 and SO ON. So it's an important list. The points will soon be tallied and the Hot 100 published. Then my autistic obsession with rating girls based on their attractiveness will finally be over and I'll move onto more spiritual matters. BUT UNTIL THEN...)

1) Ellen Page - Yes, everything is changing. I'm veered right over to valuing cutness more than BIG TITS and she is the ultimate cutness. BUT HOW WILL THIS EFFECT THE SHAPE OF THE WACKY HOT 100!? (It probably won't.)
2) Kristen Bell - More cuteness. Hotter than Ellen, actually, but rated second for complicated reasons.
3) Avril Lavigne - Elfin face. Perfect body. Should do very well in the Wacky Hot 100.
4) Natalie Portman - The bookies have her as favourite to top the Wacky Hot 100!
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yep.
6) Scarlett Johansson - Double yep.
7) Emilie de Ravin - I've rated Evangeline Lily on the last few lists but not Emilie, which is a crime and hopefully this can help correct it.
8) Anna Paquin - Cannot realistically rate her higher than this.
9) Alizee - Completely forget of her existence until now. Hot french popstar.
10) Eva Green - Classy french beauty who I haven't included for a while either. Damn frogs.
11) Kristen Stewart - I put her under surveilance after she was named "the new Natalie Portman" on some last and, while she obviously isn't (there can be only one) she does have the kind of face and general look that appeals to my autistic sensibilities. 18 year old actress, but more mature looking and hotter than Emma Watson. I'll be watching her career with great interest (or else I'll completely forget her and never rate her again, same thing.)
12) Shakira - Hottest woman in music (Avril doesn't count as being in music.)
13) Kristin Kreuk - Can't wait to see her play Chun-Li!
14) Eliza Taylor-Cotter - Just left Neighbours and I'm upset.
15) Kelly Clarkson - An old favourite, finally returned (and I need list-fillers.)
16) Tania Raymonde - Alex from Lost
17) Freema Agyman
18) Evangline Lily
19) Christy Hemme - I've been watching TNA infrequently and she is probably the hottest woman in wrestling at the moment (and I really need list fillers.)
20) Summer Glau

The Wacky Hot 100 will be published shortly.
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Wow I've pinpointed the exact moment I started taking these lists too far.
 
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