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Top ten for September

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(NOTE: The list is getting tired, with me just rating actresses in tv shows I watch or have large image collections off. I decided to SHAKE THINGS UP by looking to the world of music for this month's list. Then gave up and went back to the usual. FRAGGLES.)

1) Beyonce - DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU? She deserves recognition and I don't think I've ever had her on a list before, so there you go. Love that ass and huge thiick thighs. Shame about her mortality.
2) Shakira - Continuing the theme!
3) Scarlett Johansson - Hottest actress. By far.
4) Rachel Rice - Probably the last time she'll be on the list. Unless you VOTE FOR HER TO WIN. Lovely girl.
5) Kari Byron - And why not?
6) Summer Glau - Chronicles: The Sarah Terminator Connor is nearly back!
7) Zooey Deschanel - Natalie Who?
8) Caitlin Stasey - That's right. From Neighbours. Don't deny that she's hot. If annoying as fuck.
9) Allison Mack - I've figured it out: HER NOSE. That's the problem. Seriously, look at it. Once you do, you'll never be able to forget. Which is a shame, because I liked everything else about her.
10) Anna Paquin - Was going to leave her off because I've been less then impressed by recent images but FUCK IT she's got enough of a back catalogue to stay for another month.
 
Every time Michelle Trachtenberg isn't on the list I die a little inside.
 
I could have included her isntead of Paquin, really...oh well.
 
TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN.
 
I think Paquin pulls of the blonde better than I thought she would. BTW...True Blood premieres this Sunday night, Wacky.

And I love Zooey. Watched her and hottie Gordon James Levitt in an indy film called Manic, from 2001.
 
I begrudgingly accept that Caitlin Stasey is hot. But she's irritating as an actress as well as a character. Sh, sh, she always repeats the beginning of sentences hesitantly as if to feign confusion. Or maybe she just can't remember her lines.
 
She's way too tanned. I'm sure she didn't used to be as tanned as she is now.

ALSO SHE'S NOT KYM VALENTINE.
 
She's mixed race, I think.
 
1) Anna Paquin - Yep, she's got the top spot in the Wacky Hot One Hundred Version 2.0 (coming in November but the hype starts NOW) sewn up, I reckon.
2) Summer Glau - Bang tidy.
3) Kari Byron - "And why not?", Barry Norman.
4) Michelle Trachtenberg - I have been impressed by recent pics.
5) Zooey Deschanel - Slowly climbing the rankings!?
6) Rachel Rice - She WON. That's enough to make it on again.
7) Beyonce - Thus ends the great "Beyonce at number one" experiment.
8) Maysoon Shaladi - Big Brother housemate who should have made it on the list during BB but I was reminded how hot she was on the BBLB reunion thing SO THERE YOU GO.
9) Caitlin Stasey - I think Tigh's stalker wants to les her now! Fun!
10) Natalie Portman - NOT A TYPO. I like Natalie again. But it's still not how it used to be.
 
I guess Anna Paquin in a pokadot bikini and little sundresses got your groove going again.
 
Yee-haw!
 
TOMTREK APPROVED.
 
If I'd put Kym Valentine on too I'd have competed the Tomtrak Trinity and your nose would have exploded.
 
2/3 just gave me a severe nosebleed.
 
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Summer Glau may be the hottest robot/cyborg/android girl ever!
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Anna Paquin currently defines adorable in 'True Blood'.
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Zooey Deschanel, when will she guest star on her sister's show, or did i miss that already?
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Franka Potente, sorry, i still have German girls on the brain, its fading though
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Namie Amuro, her new vidie is hot!
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Jena Malone, i just noticed i watch all her movies...
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Kandyse McClure, should have bigger part on 'Reaper'
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Leah Cairns, if you want to briefly see her hot naked bod then watch '88 Minutes'
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Natalie Portman, i just watched her snl rap again, so she is back in my mind
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Christina Hendricks was higher til her character turned out to be racist on 'Mad Men' so i am currently nursing a slight grudge...
 
Leah Cairns deserves more coverage.
 
She's lucky to be alive (from that one episode where they pretty much showed her die till she popped up again).
 
I think that was a fuck-up by the FX team, since her Rapter was totally destroyed but then in the next scene it was just a big banged up.
 
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