Top ten thing I did while away from TK

[SilentBtViolent]

10. Masturbated to homoerotic exercise books

9. Broke every bone in a squirrel's body

8. Masturbated to homoerotic Hasselhoff posters

7. Totally kicked a dolphin's ass at basketball

6. Kicked some slowass guys in wheelchairs' asses at basketball, though this guy dunking was pretty impressive

MORE TO FOLLOW

 

[missmanners]

*knits*

mm

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I missed you too!

But no, I didn't do any knitting.

Can we say "cunt" again yet?

 

[Ishcabittle]

GASMP!

 

[FBI parte due]

Gasmp = orgasm + gasp?!

 

[curiousa2z]

the breaking squirrels bones=Good

the Hoff Poster= Barf.

omg. Hoff?
Oh PLEASE.

It's Magnum P.I. OR T.O. Starsky & Hutch!!!


omgfzwxeasfd!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Haha, things will liven up now old Slapbladder's back!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And we never found out the other five.

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet they were about eating bees.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it involved more masturbating.

 

[Cassie]

Masturbating WITH the Hoff.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hear he offers that in his Cameos.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when he shot a hole in the Berlin Wall with his cum.