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Top ten thing I did while away from TK

10. Masturbated to homoerotic exercise books

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9. Broke every bone in a squirrel's body

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8. Masturbated to homoerotic Hasselhoff posters

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7. Totally kicked a dolphin's ass at basketball

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6. Kicked some slowass guys in wheelchairs' asses at basketball, though this guy dunking was pretty impressive

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I missed you too!

But no, I didn't do any knitting.

Can we say "cunt" again yet?
 
Gasmp = orgasm + gasp?!
 
the breaking squirrels bones=Good

the Hoff Poster= Barf.

omg. Hoff?
Oh PLEASE.

It's
Magnum P.I. OR T.O. Starsky & Hutch!!!


omgfzwxeasfd!
 
Haha, things will liven up now old Slapbladder's back!
 
And we never found out the other five. :(
 
I bet they were about eating bees.
 
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it involved more masturbating.
 
Masturbating WITH the Hoff.
 
I hear he offers that in his Cameos.
 
Remember when he shot a hole in the Berlin Wall with his cum.
 
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