Top ten ways to annoy a chinaman

[whisky]

Top ten ways to annoy a chinaman

1 find a dry cleaning store run by a Mr Lee, then ask if can help you hire the A team
2 ask them if they have a dentist appointment at 2.30
3 set fire to them and say “hows that for a Chinese burn”
4 Ring up someone called Chin, ask how many Chins are in the house, and if he says more than one, tell him to go on a diet

I’ll leave the rest to you

 

[Mentalist]

I am the authority on annoying Chinamen. Since one of my best friends is Chinese.

He was known as Chinky Sy by all of us and affectionately so. I think Seph came up with "Mellow Yellow" which was a stroke of genius. We have hundreds of names for him. All terribly racist of course. (He honestly doesn't give a fuck either)

Oh, and we also call him "Fork" just because he has no idea what it means (neither do we) and it annoys him more that he doesn't know what we're talking about when we call him it. (neither do we.)


One of my greatest hits was when we were in Bradford on one of our bi-monthly missions around the country ripping off fruit machines. We parked up and I saw a family of Chinese people getting out of their car next to us.

I wound down the window and shouted "Hey! You forgot one" and simultaneously pointed to Simon next to me still parking the car.


Yeah, that was priceless if I do say so myself.

Chinky Sy rules though. He's fucking crazy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

in the spirit of terribly racist jokes, allow me to add:

5. wrap some dental floss around their head and push them into traffic (more deadly than annoying)
6. hold a pack of Lucky Strikes wayyy above their head and blash Van Halen's "Jump" at full volume.
7. dress in traditional mongolian garb and constantly kick down their fences, walls, and hedges.
8. tell them their food is shitty.

 

[Mentalist]

City Wok!

 

[Ishcabittle]

"Hello, Shitty Airline, canna take-ah ordah pree?"

 

[Mentalist]

When the Mongolians keep knocking down the Great Wall he makes around Southpark is probably my favourite moment from the entire series. Cracks me up every single time.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Slive them up into little cubes and feed them to your dog. That would annoy them.