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TOP TWELVE BEST FAWLY TOWERS EPISODES

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm branching out into new lists! Except this one is pretty pointless and all the episodes are great and most of these rankings are pretty arbitrary. ANYWAY.

12) The Builders - The O'Reilly character felt like he didn't quite fit in the Fawlty Towers, to me. WORST EPISODE EVER (which is still better than every episode of every other tv show ever, probably.)
11) A Touch Of Class - The first ever episode isn't as laugh out loud hilarious as some of the others, but Basil's grovelling to the upper class guest (WHO'S A CON MAN OOPS SPOILERS) provides good cringeworthy amusement.
10) Waldorf Salad - This one feels a bit stretched out. The ending is good though.
"I'm not satisfied!"
"Well people like you never are."
9) The Kipper and the Corpse - Why did Basil tell Polly to get Manuel out of the hamper to get the guests's hat instead of just telling Polly to get the hat? The Doctor and his sausages is classic.
8) The Wedding Party - How could Basil mistake Cybil's voice for the french woman's distinctive voice? THE ONLY FLAW IN AN OTHERWISE CLASSIC SCENE.
7) Basil The Rat - "Did you want a rat? Just the biscuits then?"
6) The Psychiatrist - Basil tapping on the windows then falling backwards on the ladder, his crazy frog hop at the end, old mother Johnson...TOP SIX.
5) Gourmet Night - The "I'm going to give you a damn good thrasing!" scene lifts this one up considerably.
4) The Anniversary - The ending with him walking Cybil into the fridge amidst the chaos is classic. And everything Roger says. "Cyb-Ill, eh Bas?"
3) The Hotel Inspectors - An excellent guest appearance by Bernard Cribbins, the "there, I've torn it up, you'll never see it again" line about the omlette and some of the best physical comedy in the whole series.
2) The Germans - CONTROVERSIAL SECOND PLACE!? Obviously it's an absolute comedy tour de force with Basil's "funny walk" probably being the funniest moment in the history of television. You naughty moose!
1) Communications Problems - Just the absolute best, funniest, best plotted episode ever. The way everything comes together in the end, the classic "hordes of wilderbeast sweeping majestically..." line, the best guest character in Mrs Richards, Basil's rant on Mrs Richards ending with "I'll visit you in the middle of the night and put a bat up your nightdress", Manuel's "I know nothing!" revenge, the charads scene ("flying tart!"), the major at his best, Cybil throwing coffee in Basil's face, Basil giving her the "shirt off his back" and headbutting the till open...YOU CAN'T DENY IT.
 
THat's my #1 too. Especially the bit when Fawlty makes the woman think her hearing aid isn't working so she turns up the volume and he shouts at her. :D
 
"Is this a piece of your brain?"
 
Your favourite is my favourite too. The old dear is great, and John Cleese is just hilarious throughout.
 
Wait... aren't there only 12 shows total?
 
Yeah, that's the joke. :)
 
*skims back through thread*

*notices he's the only Yank here*

Well, I get points for knowing that little trivia fact.

Even if I don't understand your humor.

*goes back to watching Friends*
 
TOP EIGHTEEN ALAN PARTRIDGES COMING NEXT (MAYBE.)
 
My claim to fame is that I was born in the hospital where Sybil has her ingrown toenail dealt with in one episode.

*skims back through thread*

*notices he's the only Yank here*

Eggs will be here soon!
 
"My God you're ugly."

(Basil to the nurse in that hospital.)
 
It is weird that Eggs never replied to this.
 
It's because he's still reeling in shock from the Ross/Brand/Sachs episode.
 
I guess it's ruined Fawlty Towers for everyone, forever. :(
 
Sachs ate the BBC master copies out of stress afterwards, and threw up the pieces into Ross' letterbox :(
 
I'M HERE, I'M HERE! *huff puff puff*

Hard to argue with the list. Maybe I'd put The Wedding Party a couple of notches higher.

"Go away you silly tart, my wife's returned unexpectedly, she's in the bathroom, she'll hear us!"
"This is your wife!"
(Basil musses his hair in a panic, opens door)
"Oh what a terrible dream!"
 
I couldn't remember what happened in The Wedding Party other than that scene.

Which episode has the "you're a waste of space"/spoon attack, again?
 
I couldn't remember what happened in The Wedding Party other than that scene.

Which episode has the "you're a waste of space"/spoon attack, again?
That is in "Hotel Inspectors".
 
Ah. Well that was going to be high anyway.

"SSPPPPPPOONS."
 
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