Touching children

[Tyrant]

Regular physical contact ensures normal development.

A little known fact about the Unabomber: The poor boy suffered from some sort of sickness when he was very young. His parents were not allowed to touch him in the hospital for weeks. It's very possible that this had a profound effect on him.

Sad case, which wound up in a genius wasting his mind and blowing people up.

 

[Mentalist]

That's terrible. If only we could express that touching children is a neccessary and loving thing to do! Like, say, in a username!

 

[jack]

Touching is healthy for children and other living things

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Mentalist]

OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE FBI ARE ON TO US!

 

[jack]

TOUCH ME I'M A CHILD

 

[Tyrant]

I think that the child in all of us just wants a hug sometimes.

 

[jack]

MY INNER CHILD NEEDS TOUCHING

 

[Tyrant]

OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE FBI ARE ON TO US!

HOLY SHIT

DOES GAGH STILL USE THE SAME HELIPAD?!!?

 

[jack]

TOUCH ME I'M A CHILD AT HEART

 

[Neil]

YOu're all fucking touched.

In teh hed.

 

[Gagh]

MY HELIPAD IS OFF LIMITS TO KIDDY FIDDLERS AND TK ADMINS.

 

[Conchaga]

I should spam the MF