TRACHTENBERG TO WED GARRETT WANG?

[Gagh]

It's a dead cert. Best man will be Prince Edward, Matron of Honour will be RAPEMAN_69

 

[CaptainWacky]

WILL JETHRO PERFORM THE CEREMONY!?

 

[Mentalist]

I bet Michelle looks good naked.

 

[Gagh]

Jethro will perform the ceremony, then castigate RAPEMAN_69 for his choice of lifestyle afterwards. Katie_543 will be at the reception, but only to accuse Michael Barrymore (also in attendence) of being a EVIL FAG, ultimately killing him by plunging one of those cocktail sticks with cheese & pineapple on into his right eye, piercing his brain & killing him instantly. Jethro will then Unicycle repeatedly around the fallen body, whilst Neroon (dressed as Professor Snape) pulls a perfect white bunny out of his arse, having had his top hat stolen by NAKED CASTEK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Quote of the week EXCEPT MF posts never got Quote of the week.

 

[Gagh]

NAKED CASTEK will then perform a number of popular songs from the Hit TV show 'Rentaghost' before Evil Robert, who has been appointed as moderator of the reception enters him in the warning function for producing RENTAGHOST SPAM, a new warning invented by new kid on the block BARCODEBATTLE06. NAKED CASTEK will then go ninja on Evil Robert's arse, kicking him into that CaliStrawberries bird, who will get all upset and be eaten by Temis the Vorta, who turns out to be the fattest bitch at the entire ceremony. The assembled crown then join discussion led by FRONTLINE IN A PINK CRAVATE over the furore of getting into the church for the ceremony - a new security feature had been installed causing a giant advert to float over the entrance of the church, causing everyone to 'Click to Enter'.

 

[Gagh]

Oh and MASTER MENTALIST will be there, impressing everyone with his fly Kazoo powers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then Starman is unbanned and starts posting in a pussified manner and Bonz bans all "sexy" avatars, even if it's just a picture of a dog playing the piano because "some sick FUCKS find that SHIT sexy, LEAVE ME ALONE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS" then Sturmde's other leg hopes in and Jethro makes an inappropriate comment for a preacher and Vash starts crying and Kass whips her GASH until she bleeds then Mallory masticates.

 

[Gagh]

THE HAPPY COUPLE SPLIT UP

 

[The Tomtrek]

GOOD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Quote of the week EXCEPT MF posts never got Quote of the week.

NOTHING gets quote of the week now.