Dual
RIP Karl 1991-2014
A friend and I spent an hour writing haikus about treatment on Skype. Most of them are in jokes about people we know and experiences we've had, but maybe you'll like them.
we puff puff and pass
and journey through the fiction
the fun never lasts
withered in my chair
hopelessness orbits my fears
make them go away
On the computer
Wasting away all the days
Nothing productive
i like behemoth
I saw them live at warfield
im still a virgin
My grandpa might see
That I smoke pot in the park
Better run and hide
scientology!
there is an emergency!
south america!
That's fuckin' stupid
I hella want Emily
Too bad Doug's around
damnit sean skakel!
stop calling that treatment place
youll get arrested
The Church of SATAN!
Let's go worship and listen
To Brad's death metal
Read this article
It's on Wikipedia
I found it myself
They're poison to you
Don't talk to them anymore
Or you'll be grounded
stay away from them
they are poisonous to you
you will be grounded!
I'm nineteen years old
I'm Sean Spinelli Skakel
LET ME USE THE PHONE!
bike are like women
they both get a lot of rides
who needs a woman?
Hey Debbie? Debbie?
I want to watch the Cal game.
I'LL FUCKING WATCH IT!
but seriously
kris control your aspergers!
oh very funny
Bay View Hunter's Point
Sketchy as hell, you'll be killed
Black majority
cornered in his room
"hey karl wanna have gay sex?"
no but kevin does
karl eat your veggies
veggetables are disgusting
youre getting a 1
Jack! You are my bitch!
I'm going to kill you, Jack!
I gone slit your throat!
well it has been real
and my god it has been fun
but just not real fun
My name is Camden
I like Dungeons and Dragons
And I am ANGRY!
I heart MLE
I must have her in my life
now to kill Walker
Cooo-ome talk to me!
I'm giving you Geodon
You'd better take it!
You're feeling depressed?
I'm sorry you feel that way.
No really, I am.
You're feeling angry?
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Honestly, I am!
david called his mom
leslie called an end to it
and all hell broke loose
You are a poison
Spreading hatred; discontent
Go to wilderness
Looking in at night
Watch the children as they sleep
More than a serving
It's too expensive
You can't have any water
Stay in the garage
Tried to hang himself
Off the tall evergreen tree
It was just a swing
the laundry is washed
since my family is gone...
Where is my flashlight?
I know karate
You can't escape from this move
No fair, that's cheating!
Not on the menu
You can't have that; eat stir fry
You'll get used to it
chris is really hot
are those real or are they fake
time to masturbate
Let's hire Rosa
She'll be program director
We are desperate
Final Jeopardy
Banish Kcebert Xela
Now off to treatment
im good with children
radio in kidney stone
**** is bad
Let's watch Benchwarmers
It'll lighten up the mood
For the fifteenth time
Gonna regret this!
You're going to get a one!
Gonna regret this!
we puff puff and pass
and journey through the fiction
the fun never lasts
withered in my chair
hopelessness orbits my fears
make them go away
On the computer
Wasting away all the days
Nothing productive
i like behemoth
I saw them live at warfield
im still a virgin
My grandpa might see
That I smoke pot in the park
Better run and hide
scientology!
there is an emergency!
south america!
That's fuckin' stupid
I hella want Emily
Too bad Doug's around
damnit sean skakel!
stop calling that treatment place
youll get arrested
The Church of SATAN!
Let's go worship and listen
To Brad's death metal
Read this article
It's on Wikipedia
I found it myself
They're poison to you
Don't talk to them anymore
Or you'll be grounded
stay away from them
they are poisonous to you
you will be grounded!
I'm nineteen years old
I'm Sean Spinelli Skakel
LET ME USE THE PHONE!
bike are like women
they both get a lot of rides
who needs a woman?
Hey Debbie? Debbie?
I want to watch the Cal game.
I'LL FUCKING WATCH IT!
but seriously
kris control your aspergers!
oh very funny
Bay View Hunter's Point
Sketchy as hell, you'll be killed
Black majority
cornered in his room
"hey karl wanna have gay sex?"
no but kevin does
karl eat your veggies
veggetables are disgusting
youre getting a 1
Jack! You are my bitch!
I'm going to kill you, Jack!
I gone slit your throat!
well it has been real
and my god it has been fun
but just not real fun
My name is Camden
I like Dungeons and Dragons
And I am ANGRY!
I heart MLE
I must have her in my life
now to kill Walker
Cooo-ome talk to me!
I'm giving you Geodon
You'd better take it!
You're feeling depressed?
I'm sorry you feel that way.
No really, I am.
You're feeling angry?
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Honestly, I am!
david called his mom
leslie called an end to it
and all hell broke loose
You are a poison
Spreading hatred; discontent
Go to wilderness
Looking in at night
Watch the children as they sleep
More than a serving
It's too expensive
You can't have any water
Stay in the garage
Tried to hang himself
Off the tall evergreen tree
It was just a swing
the laundry is washed
since my family is gone...
Where is my flashlight?
I know karate
You can't escape from this move
No fair, that's cheating!
Not on the menu
You can't have that; eat stir fry
You'll get used to it
chris is really hot
are those real or are they fake
time to masturbate
Let's hire Rosa
She'll be program director
We are desperate
Final Jeopardy
Banish Kcebert Xela
Now off to treatment
im good with children
radio in kidney stone
**** is bad
Let's watch Benchwarmers
It'll lighten up the mood
For the fifteenth time
Gonna regret this!
You're going to get a one!
Gonna regret this!
