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TROLL KINGDOM TELEVISION

Shatna

SOINT PLUT!
10 - 11 AM The Grandtheftcow Show Children
GTC shows the children how to make papier-mache animals, then destroys them before the tots' tear-stricken eyes.

11 AM - 12 PM Tea with missmanners Talk
Getting bloodstains out of your delicate whites.

12-1 PM Who Wants to Be Daycared? Game Show
Contestants vie to send their opponents to Daycare by using subterfuge and troll tactics.

1 - 3 PM Movie: "The Question II: The Question Returns"
The mysterious crusader returns, only to find himself in deep trouble when he goes up against the Mossad.

3 - 4PM Caitriona! Talk
Today's topics: the latest in submissive fashion, what to do when your moon is in Uranus, and a discussion about turmoil in the Middle East.

5 - 6PM Troll Kingdom Newshour News
A daily roundup of the events of the day, with an in-depth look at other BBSes. Tonight: Can WordForge Be Taken Offline for a Week?

6 - 7 PM The Troll Apprentice
The N00bs are assigned the task of riling T'Bonz to the point of instituting yet even more rules at TrekBBS.

7 - 8PM The Strippers Drama
Tiff returns from China; Lilith finds her affair with a psychotic Canadian deepening; Shy gets another bunny; and Bladev1 and Deanna travel to Sweden in search of a female singer.

8 - 9PM Lust Drama
Having deliberately caused the plane crash to get certain people together on a deserted island, S. SaDiablo begins stalking the passengers one by one.

9 - 10 PM LOL! Comedy
More zany fun with Eggs and Wacky as they troll the streets freaking people out.

10 - 11 PM Way Left and Yeah, Right Discussion
Caitriona and Laker_Girl heatedly argue the issues of our times. Laker_Girl continues to be mortified by Cait's insistence on ending each show with a big hug.

11PM - 12AM PSI: Pwning SceneInvestigators Crime Drama
jack and Messenger gripe about how they would run the department if they were in charge.
 
6 - 7AM TK MORNING TROLL WORKOUT Fitness
This week: Hambil goes through a series of lo-impact exercises and movements designed to increase your health and wellness from the comfort of your cushiony desk chair.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
I'm offended that I didn't get a cooking show.

Wouldn't you be more suitable for a 'Antique Road Show' kind of thing?

Bring your crap..er I mean valuables and I'll give you a quote.
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Norwegien Chef. (2nd cousin to the Swedish Chef)
Blindgroping; I may not know what's going into the pot, or if it even makes it into the pot, but I will kneed your breasts and make you something juicy and tastey to eat.
 
Some hopeful pilots for the fall lineup:

America's Next Top Poolboy
Everybody Loves gASBOT
TK RAW, TK SmackDown, TK Judgement Day
, etc.
Big Brother: DayCare
Dual or No Dual


...and the one I'd like to see the most: Poolboy Bebop
 
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