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Trolling is a recreational sport

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Roadwarrior

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A good troll uses a variety of techniques and personalities when trolling a site. Things which wouldn't disturb a normal person are very irritating to someone who thinks they are an expert in the field. For instance if the forum stickies include language like "Please spell check your posts before posting", obviously that is a weakness to be expoited.

So what would irritate people who consider themselves Master Trolls? Think about it.

For Miss Manners or Jack. I will answer 3 questions. Chooses carefully what you wish to know. I will try to answer them as truthfully as possible but will tell you if I can not.
 
Why don't you just shut the hell up. This is not the time or place for you to be doing this. Come on we have a lot riding on the plan and you're fucking it up.
If you can't follow directions you will be replaced. Simple as that.
 
I'm not going to have a newb tell me what to do. I've been thinking about what we are doing. And I've decided to go out on my own and join this group here. I will answer their questions and if the fat man doesn't like it he can go to hell.
 
Why don't you just shut the hell up. This is not the time or place for you to be doing this. Come on we have a lot riding on the plan and you're fucking it up.
If you can't follow directions you will be replaced. Simple as that.
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Twat.
 
I'm not going to have a newb tell me what to do. I've been thinking about what we are doing. And I've decided to go out on my own and join this group here. I will answer their questions and if the fat man doesn't like it he can go to hell.
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Spill the dirt, turn on them and fuck them up. You will make a name for yourself immediatly. Let's see if you're ready to turn heel on them. This should be fun.

Turning mid-operation? It's classic.
 
what? you are compromising the plan here. You either get back into your designated place or move along. This is not up for negotiation.
 
@Mentalist As I said I will answer 3 questions from either MissManners or Jack. No one else.
 
he's a twat, he doesn't understand that.

And I told you, get on with the game or get out. You require no other information, and I expect you to do your role or be replaced.
 
I'm not sure. This looks like a ploy from where I am sitting. But it could have a slight sliver of interest attached to it. The fact Trixie publically denounced you instead of over PM making her position look weak makes it seem fake to me.

We will see.
 
So I have to do this your way? and I did PM him he's just not answering. get a clue and keep up here. he knows I Pm-ed him.
 
Which way are you truly going to jump RoadWarrior? A troll works in a group as long as it serves him, remember that. And a Troll will ALWAYS take the glory no matter how ruthless one has to be. Remember that as well.
 
I'm just taking a position here. This all started out differently than you promised. This place is not what we thought. I'm going to answer their questions and nothing you can do is going to stop me. So kiss my ass and go back to the lame ass forum that you came from.
 
he doesn't need to remember that. he knows what will happen if he fails the group. No one turns on us and gets away with it. he's seen this first hand.
 
Either way, I'm not bothered. I would be pleasantly surprised to see something interesting come out of this crap-fest they would like to call a troll operation. Roadwarrior has those cards and it's his game so as I said, we will see how this plays.
 
Roadwarrior said:
I'm just taking a position here. This all started out differently than you promised. This place is not what we thought. I'm going to answer their questions and nothing you can do is going to stop me. So kiss my ass and go back to the lame ass forum that you came from.
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Now we've established a home board. Something they will NEVER want known if it's a secret here unless its something stupid like comicon. If its a board never visited by TK then thats the ace in hand. Give that up and you have fully defected.

*chomps popcorn*
 
@Trixie,
Don't ever fucking threaten me again. I know enough to bring down your whole life. So better quit with the threats. This started out with letting them know a few things. You want threats, I'm going to deliver a nuc on your and all your friends if you don't give me some fucking respect.
 
Trixie said:
hmm I think he's going to need to be taught a lesson for his lack of sticking with the group.
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If your job is to add credence to his claim of defection then you're doing a really bad job. And if not then you're a twat anyway so same diff.
 
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