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True Blood 7x07 'One Last Time'

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Sookie and Bill, together again! Whee.

(Are more than one Sookie spelled 'Sookiees'?)

I called it -- the corporation will synthesize the antidote and all will be well. I missed the teaser before the credits so I guess I missed Eric killing Sarah's sister...that didn't make sense to me, I'll have to catch it again...

I was actually hoping Arlene would stick to her guns and not accept the handsome young vamp's advances...why does everyone have to end up with a vampire? With all the characters wondering why they don't just move away from Bon Temp, I was rooting for half of them to call U-Haul. And duh, of course Sam will go to his baby mama, they're just saving that for a tearful scene in a later episode.

They could really wrap things up in one episode at this point. If it weren't for the contrived Violet plot (Jessica's in trouble...must be Tuesday) there's not much left to do except having the characters sit around and decide what to do with their lives after Hep-V is cured.
 
That felt like it lasted about two hours.

Bill and Sookie were together in season one. This is the last season. So let's get them together again! Let's have flashbacks showing what a great guy Bill is when last week he was murdering people for no reason. And fuck Alcide lol.

Why did Violet have to wait so long before attacking them? Does anyone in the world care that two teenagers only introduced last season had sex? Or about Arlene's sex dreams...

The Jason/Hoyt stuff could have been emotional but instead they played it for laughs with Jason perving at Hoyt's girlfriend (because Jason's character can NEVER CHANGE or something.)

Jessica didn't even do anything.
 
Yes! I was happy to see Rutger the Fairy Godfather again. I thought he was killed last time, but I guess I remembered things wrong.
 
I loved NOOOOONI's ghost of sex partners past scenes, though. It was funny watching her lose her mind.

I have really enjoyed almost all of this season. It's like the writers are just having fun with it. The only part that seems out of place is Violet kidnapping the kids, that seems like they were desperate for a baddie and thought of it at the last minute. Hep-v is the real baddie this season, they didn't need Violet. AND ALSO, Sam is boring. He should move home with his woman and forget about Bon Temp.
 
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