Trusting my soul...

[Tisiphone]

...to the ice cream assassin.

 

[EnglishRose]

don't do it Tis

 

[Cassie]

So.. is the ice cream assassin someone who assassinates ice cream or someone who assassinates with ice cream?

 

[Tisiphone]

But...how? How can I resist? Did you know there are now Ben & Jerry shakes??

What has the world come to? Chunky Monkey...Cherry Garcia...Brownie Batter.

S A V E M E!!!!!

 

[Loktar]

But...how? How can I resist? Did you know there are now Ben & Jerry shakes??

What has the world come to? Chunky Monkey...Cherry Garcia...Brownie Batter.

S A V E M E!!!!!

I'll save you. Just as soon as I finish this pint of Vermonty Python.

Mmm....Ben and Jerry's.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is this about sex?

 

[Loktar]

Is this about sex?

No. Ass cream...um...er....ice cream.

 

[Tisiphone]

^I caved and bought some at the store.

And Wacky it can be about sex if you want it to.

 

[Loktar]

^I caved and bought some at the store.

And Wacky it can be about sex if you want it to.

Lucky. I have to make do with Edy's Chocolate Chip Cookie dough icecream. A pale imitation of Ben and Jerry's version.

 

[Tisiphone]

How do you think I feel? I moved from TX, where Blue Bell ice cream was god, and now am forced to eat either Edy's, Breyers, or Ben & Jerry's. Granted, B&J is awesome, but I miss me some Blue Bell.

*sniffle*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not getting involved in a cyber affair. You'll give my phone number to HITLER or something.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hitler? Like I have him on speed dial. Puhleeze....I look his number up because he's a nobody.

Come on, Wacky...you know you wanna feel my love.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I should tell you, I'M MARRIED (to the Mine Field.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Go to the Ben & Jerry's Factory in Vermont. You'll die happy.

 

[Tisiphone]

Married? How dare you lead me on like that!!!!!

Now I have to go find somebody to defend my honor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

RU RLY?

 

[Tisiphone]

RLY I SAY?