TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN THE MINEFIELD

[curiousa2z]

There is an iris called "Spaceship Enterprise" - saw it in the garden centre yesterday.

TRUE STORY.

 

[Cassie]

Did you try to contact it with your communicator? BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't understand...

 

[Gagh]

There's also a type of Anal Wart called "Harry Kim". Tru.

 

[Dr Dave]

The more you know...

 

[CaptainWacky]

There is a tv show called 'Star Trek'. STRANGE BUT FALSE.

 

[curiousa2z]

UNFAIR!

yes, the show was strange, but everything on TV is false!

 

[curiousa2z]

ok, sorry - it's called " Starship Enterprise" - sue me, I had a quick look at it ONCE. Pretty though.


Cassie! apparently there's a flowering crab apple (IIRC) called :KIRK!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

i thought you meant, like part of someone's eye...

 

[Cassie]

ok, sorry - it's called " Starship Enterprise" - sue me, I had a quick look at it ONCE. Pretty though.


Cassie! apparently there's a flowering crab apple (IIRC) called :KIRK!!!

OMG!!

It is now my goal in life to find a nursery that has these flowers. Not to buy the flowers but to stand next to them with a makeshift communicator pretending to communicate with CAPTAIN KIRK. Hopefully I will be thought of as a lovable but harmless crazy lady and they won't call the police.

 

[Dr Dave]

They would only call the police if you refuse to leave.

If the cops do get called, be sure to yell "Don't taser me bro".

 

[curiousa2z]

CASSIE, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DONT SMELL LIKE CAT LITTER AND YOU SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO!


BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!

 

[Gagh]

OMG!!

It is now my goal in life to find a nursery that has these flowers. Not to buy the flowers but to stand next to them with a makeshift communicator pretending to communicate with CAPTAIN KIRK. Hopefully I will be thought of as a lovable but harmless crazy lady and they won't call the police.

Jillian is still out in the great American public (so far as I know), so speaking to a flower is probably utterly benign, given that the amazing PRINCE CHARLES does it himself (but he dirty talks them, rather than yammer about Star Trek).

 

[curiousa2z]

yammer? *splutters*
excuuuse me, we elucidate about Star Trek!

but good point about Jillian.

 

[Gagh]

Yammering in the UK means masturbating. Honest injun.

 

[curiousa2z]

eeek!

:blushes:

 

[curiousa2z]

...is that true? I'll just ask Rae ya know!

 

[Gagh]

Did you read it over my original post?

 

[curiousa2z]

oops.

 

[Cassie]

I miss Jillian's crazy talk!

I wouldn't attempt to communicate with the plants smelling of cat pee, but I might do it dressed as Guinan. WRONG STAR TREK OMG. Well, it won't matter that I'm contacting the wrong captain. CAPTAIN KIRK IS THE ONE FOR MEEEEEEE!!!