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whisky

Boobie inspector
Checkers with Cheggers.

Keith Chegwin hosts a show were celebrities play draughts, although they will never get Bill Clinton to play, as he always dodges it.

Red hot pawn

Fit women play chess, every time a peice is taken they have to remove an item of clothing.
 
Duck, Duck, Cheney

I get set loose with a gun full of buckshot and go hog crazy on the White House... heh heh heh.
 
Don't tase me, bro!

Reality show where the contestants go around tasing people. The winner is the one who can get the most people to say the famous catchphrase. (canceled after one season)
 
Monty Carlo or Bust!

The game show were fit women either win a trip to monty carlo, or have to get their tits out.
 
zomg!
 
Who's Monty Carlo and does he have hot women just hanging around all the time?

Personally I'd like to see the Running Man FOR REALS, yellow leotards are all except it's celebs who've committed a felony. First up, OJ.
 
Brian Blessed's Big Balls

Brian Blessed tours the UK looking for large sphereical objects, and proceeds to shout at them for 30 minutes.


POTIENTIAL SPIN-OFF:

Brian Blessed's Big Balls - USA

Brian Blessed tours the US looking for large sphereical objects, and proceeds to shout at them for 22 minutes.
 
Dude, where's my tar?

Prime time filling "documentaries" reach a new low as cameras follow Lambeth council street workmen as they lay new tarmac. Hosted by Jamie Theakston.


Eastenders Livin It Large

Spin-off drama centering on the numerous residents of Albert Square who have moved to Spain, driving out the indiginous inhabitants and forcing the town to become the first in Spain whose official language is cockney.


Doctor Blue

Spin-off from the popular time traveling childrens drama featuring all the naughty bits that were too homoerotic for 7pm. Guest starring Graham Norton.
 
You've been hurt

Kind of like you've been framed, but only showing clips where people end up in hospital.
 
Sesame Seed Street
Today's episode has been brought to you by muppets strung out on opium.
 
Tic Tac Camel Toe

The game show where women have to carry small mints in an intimate place
 
Punch and Judy

New version of Richard and Judy where guests have the option of punching Richard Madely in his fucking face. Or kicking him.
 
Monkey Monkey Moo

Random acts and attacks on cows by men dressed in monkey outfits. And of course, token female monkey.
 
A TV show pitting "internet characters" against each others in real life boxing matches.

It should be entertaining, and at the same time educational enough to teach stupid asses not to act like tough guys on the internet, especially when they're the very scum of the Earth.
 
Could be.
 
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