Twenty Five Uses for a Marquis De Sade

[Gagh]

25. Snot Rag
24. Doorstop
23. Scotsman deterrant
22. Third Base
21. Dish Rag

20. Grave Marker
19. Jizz Mop
18. Chinese Finger Puzzle
17. Gussett Scrubber
16. OAP Care Home Bather

15. Spam Magnet
14. Hitman Target
13. Pickle Warmer
12. Nipple Clamp
11. Bondage Queen

10. Crucifixion Candidate
9. Penis Squeezer
8. Used Toiletpaper Salesman
7. Arse Sniffer
6. Mr Mxyzptlk Biographer

5. Indian Peasant's Anus Cleanser
4. Roseanne's Thong
3. Liberace Impersonator
2. Pork Salesman to the Muslim Community
1. Porcine Inseminator

 

[Dirk Funk]

You forgot 'chamber pot'

 

[Yub]

I'm not letting him squeeze my penis, sniff my arse, clamp my nipples or inseminate any of my pigs.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[jack]

Why does everyone always steal my riffs?

Think up something original, pissant.

 

[WillsZenith]

jam rags

 

[Seph]

chum for sharks?

 

[Loktar]

These could probably also work for Blackfoot. The nigger needs a job.

 

[Seph]

he needs to jump off a bridge that has no water under it

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[Marquis De Sade]