Twitter in the Press

[Mirah]

If I wanted to read what 100 people said on Twitter I would go to twitter.

 

[Mirah]

Just the other day on Twitter Lucy said, "I Get really annoyed at reading tweets in news articles"
and 10 other people said the same thing
Here they are:
(Just kidding. There aren't any"
Susie tweeted the other day "Mirah is the only one annoyed by tweets in the news"

 

[Dr Dave]

Lucy?

 

[Mirah]

See, you are confused. You have no idea who Lucy is, nor do you care.

I was providing an example. When reading a new article suddenly they are showing me what 10 random people said about a topic on Twitter. And I don't care! Obviously I am not reading a reputable news source, if there is such a thing.

 

[headvoid]

I share your pain.

Also @John_fluffy_16 agrees

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's easier than writing real news!

 

[Dershocka]

The only time I used Twitter I asked triple h if Chyna had a big cock.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Remember when major news outlets actually had written articles on their sites instead of just linking to a video? Those were the days.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The only time I used Twitter I asked triple h if Chyna had a big cock.

Before she died or after?

 

[Dershocka]

Before. I wish I remembered my password
https://mobile.twitter.com/dershocka

I was inspired by this YouTube video.

 

[Dershocka]

I recovered my password! Victory! I even had Hunter as a follower, huh I'll be jammed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hunter probably measured the cocks of every competitor in the Cruiserweight Classic...

 

[Dershocka]

Cock size probably determines the length of any potential title runs too.
That's why Chyna was I.C. champ.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So if she'd had a bigger one she'd have been world champion, there's your answer to its length.

 

[Dershocka]

I've seen it myself, unfortunately...in video. I found her oddly attractive. Well, except for her clitoris she turned into a small dick with steroids. It had a fishhook in it. Big turn off. But I guess guys like Triple H and Xpac disagree. But they also do things like put their cocks on other dude's heads and chins.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TRIPLE H SAID "I'M BI A LOT OF THINGS BUT LINGUAL ISN'T ONE OF THEM" AT KING OF THE RING 98 NEVER FORGET.