two cats = generator

[whisky]

We all know if you drop a cat it will land on its feet right?

Now take two cats, and tie them back to back, then drop them both.

The first cat will spin round so its feet are facing the floor, then the second cat will do the same, meaning the first cat is back with its feet pointing up, so it will spin again, ad infinitum.

Leaving you with two cats spining forever in mid air.

Then its just a case of hooking them up to a dynamo, and its free electricity forever!

 

[Yub]

I don't think so. Gravity will pimp slap that idea like a bitch.

 

[whisky]

So you say, but have you actually tried this?

 

[Yub]

Have you? It's not an easy thing to tie two cats together.

 

[whisky]

are you speaking from expereience?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Also, the cats would probably need to eat and sleep at some point...

 

[whisky]

You just swap them out for two fresh cats when that happens.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This also works with a slice of toast buttered on both sides.