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We here at News 24 Mine Field have received leaked reports from SECTION 31 Leader, RAPEMAN_31 (brother of former RAPEMAN_69), that a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship suicide run was not responsible for the destruction of the Galaxy Class starship U.S.S.Odyssey, but was instead caused by a synthehol enraged Hulk Hogan.
Hogan was said to have Hulked Up in Ten Forward, and attached people at random with rubber hosing he had drunkenly stolen from a Replicator, killing all senior officers. He then caused a OMG WARP CORE BREACH, WE HAVE A WARP CORE BREAH EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE in Engineering by HULKING UP AGAIN.
Eggs Mayonnaise was unavailable for comment, as I got bored typing this crap and looked to finish the thread abruptly.
Hogan was said to have Hulked Up in Ten Forward, and attached people at random with rubber hosing he had drunkenly stolen from a Replicator, killing all senior officers. He then caused a OMG WARP CORE BREACH, WE HAVE A WARP CORE BREAH EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE in Engineering by HULKING UP AGAIN.
Eggs Mayonnaise was unavailable for comment, as I got bored typing this crap and looked to finish the thread abruptly.
