UFO's and Cows

[Dr Dave]

Why do UFO's take cows? Do they just like a good steak?

 

[Further]

Why does Hitler kill Jews?

 

[Cassie]

BOTH ARE DELICIOUS.

 

[Love Child]

Because they wanted to leave you behind.

 

[Dr Dave]

BOTH ARE DELICIOUS.

I believe Cassie is right!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the "aliens" are actually cows from the future who have travelled back in time.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Maybe the aliens are nazis from the future and in their time, jews have turned into cows.

 

[Dr Dave]

Those are all good and plausible explanations.

 

[Yub]

What would jew milk taste like?

 

[Further]

Maybe the aliens are nazis from the future and in their time, jews have turned into cows.

SPACE NAZIS

Once we have starships and what not the Nazi's are gonna make a come back. Space Nazi's vs Jew's in space. Can't wait.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jews to win.

 

[Further]

Jews always win

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn jews!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They have nice girls.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Well, that depends on the type of Jew. Natalie Portman Israeli Jew, yes. Big nosed New York Bette Midler Jew? Not so much.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bette Midler was born and raised in Hawaii.

You mean Joy Behar.

Oh, and Natalie's family settled in Syosset, NY when she was a child. She still lives in NYC.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wish the mothership would come and take back Kate Gosselin. MOOOOOOO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Michelle Trachtenberg.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish the mothership would come and take back Kate Gosselin. MOOOOOOO.

I think they got rid of her and don't want her back.