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UM, I HAVE BEEN THINKING

The_Skan

The_Skan

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WELL AFTER SOME TIME BEING, I HAVE THOUGH TO CHECK UP AND SEE HOW WE ARE DOING FOR PROEGREES.

HOW HAS THE HACK ATTEMPTS WITH THE NEW MEMBERS? GOOD OR BAD? WELL I AM THINKING YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, AND I AM EXPECTING IT NOW. OK?

ALRIGHT, AND BE GOOD.
 
Bite my shiny metal ass!

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WOW, BEING SO SOON WITH INSULTS WHICH IS NOT BEING A SURPRISE FROM YOU.

I THINK I AM KNOWING WHAT IS NEXT.
 
OK, ILL BITE, WHATS THAT MEANING?

IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE NEW ATTACKERS HERE.

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN STAYING AWAY FOR SOME MORE TIME?

I NEED BACKUP IT SEEMS
 
I AM THINKING THAT I AM HER OK? THIS BOARD NOT BE SPREAD HATE NO MORE ON SKANS AS YOU WISH IT. NO I THINKING NO MORE NOW
 
Jack_SKAN said:
I AM THINKING THAT I AM HER OK? THIS BOARD NOT BE SPREAD HATE NO MORE ON SKANS AS YOU WISH IT. NO I THINKING NO MORE NOW
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I COULD NOT BE AGREEING MORE WITH THAT.

SOON I AM THINKING THAT I WILL HAVE TO START A NEW PORTFOLIIO FOR THE BASHERS AND HATERS HERE, AND BELIEVE ME, FOR THEM IT WILL NOT BE WORTH IT.
 
The_Skan said:
I COULD NOT BE AGREEING MORE WITH THAT.

SOON I AM THINKING THAT I WILL HAVE TO START A NEW PORTFOLIIO FOR THE BASHERS AND HATERS HERE, AND BELIEVE ME, FOR THEM IT WILL NOT BE WORTH IT.
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THEY ARE NOT WOANTING OF ANY MORE OF PORTFOLOS OR EVEN DOSSIERS. FOR THEM THAT AN OUTCOME NOT GOOD OK? DESISTING WITHT THE HATERS AND ATTACKERSS IS MUCH MORE OF SMART. WE KNOW AND TEY KNOW MORE SOON OK I THINK
 
[Bottle of Claret for you if I had realised...

Well, do it next time.

I forgot about it, George, I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?

Yes.]

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number...

...then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants
...about the shortage of grain in hertfordshire

Everyone of them knew that as time went by they'd get a little bit older and a litter slower but...

It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always/umpteen ...
Your father's giving it diddly-i-dee/district was leaving...
Intended to die ... Ottoman
...long gone through...
I've got to say, irritably and...
...floors, hard enough to put on ... per day's MD in our district
There was not really enough light to get down
And ultimately ... slumped down
Suddenly...

They may stop the funding...
Place your bets
The original
Afraid she'll die ...
Great colours for the season

Number 9, number 9

Who's to know?
Who was to know?

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9, number 9

I sustained nothing worse than ...

Also, for example
Whatever you're doing
A business deal falls through

I informed him on the third night, when fortune gives...

People ride, people ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

Ride! Ride!

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

...I've missed all of that
It makes me a few days late
Compared with, like, wow!
And weird stuff like that...

...taking our sides sometimes
...floral bark

Rouge doctors have brought this specimen

I have nobody's short-cuts, aha...

9, number 9

...with the situation

They are standing still

The plan, the telegram...
Number 9, number...

A man without terrors from beard to false
As the headmaster reported to my son
He really can try, as they do, to find function...
Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high
And his eyes were low...

Alright!

It was on fire and his glasses were the same
This thing knows if it was tinted
But you know it isn't
To me it is...

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9

So the wife called me and we'd better go to see a surgeon to price it ...
Yellow underclothes
So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead
Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all
So I said I'd marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea

In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair

I'm not in the mood for whirling

How? Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping
Birds for birding and fish for fishing
Them for themming and when for whimming

...only to find the night-watchman unaware of his
presence in the building

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9
Number 9

Industry allows financial imbalance

Thrusting it between his shoulder blades

The Watusi, the twist

Eldorado

Take this, brother, may it serve you well

Maybe it's nothing
What? What? Oh...

Maybe, even then, impervious in London

...could be difficult thing...
It's quick like rush for peace is because it's so much
Like being naked

It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright

If, you became naked
 
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Mentalist said:
I've never actually had Egg Nog before.
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EGGNOT IS GOOD AND NOT A CAUSING OF HATE. INSTEAD OF BASHING AND ATTACK I AM THINKING YOU SHOULD TRY TASTEY BEVERAGE WITH MUCH SUGAR AND SWEETNESS LIKE EGGNO G OK
 
The_Skan said:
I COULD NOT BE AGREEING MORE WITH THAT.

SOON I AM THINKING THAT I WILL HAVE TO START A NEW PORTFOLIIO FOR THE BASHERS AND HATERS HERE, AND BELIEVE ME, FOR THEM IT WILL NOT BE WORTH IT.
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YOU ARE A FUCKING SAD CUNT WHO SITS IN FRONT OF HIS PC WITH THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK STUCK, YOU SIT THERE LIKE A USELESS RETARD REGISTERING AN EXCESSIVE NUMBER OF ACCOUNTS EACH WITH THE WORD 'SKAN' IN, THINKING THAT SOMEHOW YOU WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF. SADLY PEOPLE JUST THINK "WHAT A FUCKING WANKER - DOES HE REALLY THINK WE'RE GOING TO FEEL TROLLED BY THAT?" THEN YOU MAKE SOME OF THE MOST TURGID, UNMEMORABLE POSTS IN TK HISTORY, COUPLED WITH A SAD DEVOTION TO WANDERING FROM THREAD TO THREAD AFTER JACK. WHAT IS YOUR FIXATION WITH PLUMP, BALDING MIDDLE AGED MEN? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH US ABOUT YOUR DEVOTION TO THIS PARTICULAR ONE? WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER POSTING LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING ISTEAD OF FOISTING THIS SAD, PATHETIC TOSSPOT OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE CREATED UPON US ALL? DO YOU REALLY FEEL YOU'LL MAKE A LASTING IMPRESSION ON ANY OF US? WHAT THE FUCK MOTIVATES YOU, WHEN NOTHING YOU DO WILL CAUSE ANY OF US TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU? YOU KNOW THAT IN A YEAR'S TIME WE WILL HAVE ALL FORGOTTEN THAT YOU EVEN EXIST, SO WHY CONTINUE TO PROCEED WITH THIS FARCE OF A PLAN? WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO ACHIEVE IN YOUR TIME HERE? WHY DID YOU LEAVE & COME BACK AGAIN? SURELY THE FACT THAT NOBODY EVEN FUCKING NOTICE YOU HAD LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE SHOULD BE AN INDICATOR TO YOU ON HOW WONDERFULLY SUCCESSFUL YOUR HALF-BAKED OUTDATED GIMMICK WAS THE FIRST TIME ROUND. DO YOU REALLY FEEL IT WLL SUCCEED THIS TIME, OR THAT ANY OF US WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER? WHY DON'T YOU SAVE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY LIKE YOU DID THE FIRST TIME AND FUCK RIGHT OFF FOR ANOTHER LENGTHY SABBATICAL? PERHAPS SOME ADVICE FOR YOU ON YOUR NEXT RETURN - LEARN TO FUCKING POST LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON. THERE IS MORE TO TROLLING THAN POSTING ENDLESS STREAMS OF BULLSHIT IN CAPITALS. HELL, EVEN I CAN DO THAT, AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. GIVE THAT SQUALID, WORTHLESS & EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS A FUCKING GOOD RATTLE AND DO EVERYONE A FUCKING FAVOUR - POST NORMALLY, WE MIGHT EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU EXIST, AND MAYBE ARE SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST ANOTHER PILE OF WASTED FLESH, BONE & BLOOD. NOW FUCK OFF - M'KAY?
 
Well if we really wanna make it
Really wanna make it, I wanna make it man
Straight ahead all the way you guys
I don't care how dirty you guys get
It doesn't make any difference
Oh fudge, ah well, fudge
Ah Barnum gee whiz rag mop
You know gosh all whillickers
Under the wedding ring I feel a what's that
Finger finger hoo hah hoo hah are you married
Fu fu fudge, hyuh hyuh hyuh rag mop
Hoo wha hoo you do it, I do it, who do it, where do it
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Folks we've been in the business for 20 years
And I've never had a heart attack
You're my friends I want you to know that
Stick it stick it time time time
Take your money sign to clarify that
Ahhh! Ahh! Er ahhh!
Would you believe New York is an island rragh!
(instrumental break)
The Honorable Hawaii sinking
Shi fah fah shuh-hoo-oo-whiss!
Yes what is it
I've been at school you see try try try
Hawaii Hawaii Hawaii
Bok! Bok! Bok! Bok!
The difference to get in though
Not that it makes any difference fah shoo
Uh New York's uh sinking
How old are you little girl
Fudge fudge ay yi the thing is
Nay nay uh! Ca-no-no yes but
Uh-uh-uh Ca-nay-nay ba-no-no
Fah-oo ah Going! Going!
Goh! Goh! Goh! Goh!
No man is an island! Do it do it do it do it
No man is an island!
He's a peninsula
 
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