Ungrateful Little Shit

[starguard]

Heres a "Letter to Santa" that I saw on another forum. It made me laugh pretty good so I thoght Id share it here.

 

[14thDoctor]

TLDR.

 

[eloisel]

Your loss then. It is funny.

 

[curiousa2z]

Santa better watch out next year.

 

[Ramen]

Don't mind him. You too would think that rant is minutia if Santa left a condom in your butt.

 

[eloisel]

Don't mind him. You too would think that rant is minutia if Santa left a condom in your butt.

Something you need to get off your chest?

 

[bryce]

Seen that before - it's pretty damn funny.

 

[Ramen]

Something you need to get off your chest?

If only. I'd pay good money for a proper Cleveland Steamer.

 

[eloisel]

If only. I'd pay good money for a proper Cleveland Steamer.

You should have a chat with Conchaga.

 

[bryce]

If only. I'd pay good money for a proper Cleveland Steamer.

I, on the other hand, would pay good money for someone not to poop on my chest. (You know, if like they were threatening too or something.) But that's just me.

 

[14thDoctor]

I, on the other hand, would pay good money for someone not to poop on my chest. (You know, if like they were threatening too or something.) But that's just me.

I haven't pooped on your chest all day.

You owe me five dollars.

 

[eloisel]

Pay up Bryce - you owe him.