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Clark is exposed to Red Kryptonite that has been altered in a labroratory and is instantly turned into a super powered gerbil. One of the side effects however, is it increases his libido by over 1000 times its original level. Seeing as he is super-powererd, he speed scampers House, and crawls all over her naked body whilst she is asleep. Alas, he claws are quite sharp, so he ends up cutting Lana to ribbons, killing her instantly. Luckily for Clark, Peter Ross has had to return to town the same day due to an illness brought on by the Kryptonite shower that means he must live near cornfields or he will turn into Betty Boop. Pete has brought with him a hunk of Purple Kryptonite that restores Clarke to his human self, and also gives him a new power - the ability to give a woman multiple orgasms simply by thinking about ot. Naturally, Clark is devestated over the loss of Lana, so throws Pete around the planet at super-speed, causing time to reverse and Lana to return to life. He celebrates her return by instantly thinking her up for numerous multiple orgasms. Unfortunately for Clark, Lana's metaphysical structure has also been altered by the Kryptonite shower that she will turn into a super powered gerbil with 1000 times her original libido if she is given an orgasm in this manner. She shoots everybody to death with her now lethal eye-beams, and the series ends on this cliffhanger.
 
DAMNDAS YOU GHAHG NOW THE SDUHOW IS SPSOOILEDDD!!"$E"£!

I HASTE UU SDSOO MUCH RITE JWNOW!!!
 
Lana is surprised when her uncle Joe returns to town on stilts. But she is even more surprised when reveals that they aren't really stitles, just his legs, and he's a mutant! Lana decides to saw his legs off in his sleep "for his own good" but Clark stops her with a swift right to the face. Can Lana ever forgive Clark? Yes, in fact she enjoyed being beaten by him and he starts whipping her JUST AS LEX WALKS IN!!!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Lana is surprised when her uncle Joe returns to town on stilts. But she is even more surprised when reveals that they aren't really stitles, just his legs, and he's a mutant! Lana decides to saw his legs off in his sleep "for his own good" but Clark stops her with a swift right to the face. Can Lana ever forgive Clark? Yes, in fact she enjoyed being beaten by him and he starts whipping her JUST AS LEX WALKS IN!!!
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That's about the time Lois gets 'er tits out and starts dancin' about the room whappin' all the cameras with 'em.
 
CaptainWacky said:
THEY KILLED PETE BURNS!?
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I think they should have killed off Pete Ross instead. The guy is never around anway. Probably sold Clark's secret to the National Enquirer and is living like a millionaire.
 
CLARK EATS A POP TART STRAIGHT FROM THE TOASTER AND BECAUSE HE'S SUPER IT DOESN'T STRIP THREE LAYERS OF SKIN FROM HIS MOUTH AND LANA CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND LOOKS AT HIM SUSPICIOUSLY SO HE PRETENDS IT DID BURN AND LANA SAYS THEY HAVE TO SUE SO THEY DO AND THEY SUE THE POP TART COMPANY AND CLARK FEELS BAD ABOUT IT BUT THE GET A SETTLEMENT FOR 3 MILLION DOLLARS AND THEY BOTH AGREE THAT THEY SHOULD GIVE IT TO THE NOW DEFUNCT SAVE ENTERPRISE FUND SO THAT SMALLVILLE IS NOT THE SHOW WITH THE MOST LUDICROUS PLOTS ON TV ANYMORE. AT THAT MOMENT LEX RUNS IN WEARING SCOTT BAKULA AS A TOUPEE AND THROWS A KRYPTONITE BOOMERANG AT CLARK BUT IT MISSES AND HITS LANA ON THE EAR AND THEN LUCIANO PAVAROTTI BUSTS THROUGH THE CEILING WITH A SWAT TEAM BUT CLARK SUBDUES THEM ALL EXCEPT FOR PAVAROTTI WHO SINGS NESSUM DORMA WITH HIS MEGA MULTICOLOURED KRYPTONITE LUNGS AND DEAFENS EVERYONE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE THEN SUPERMAN FROM THE FUTURE FLIES THROUGH A TIME PORTAL WITH HUGE EAR MUFFS ON AND RUGBY TACKLES PAVAROTTI BACK INTO THE TIME PORTAL, LEX LANA AND CLARK ALL WAKE UP AND LAUGH AND RECONCILE THEIR DIFFERENCES JUST AS PETE "THE BOSS" ROSS WHO IS NOW A GIANT STOMPS THROUGH THE KENT FARM, PICKS ALL THREE OF THEM UP WITH HIS HUGE BLACK HANDS AND MOTIONS TOWARDS HIS HUGE FAT LIPPED MOUTH.


THEN CLIFF RICHARD SINGS SUMMER HOLIDAY OVER THE END CREDITS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A BIG CLIFF HANGER.

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