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US Blames Canada... AGAIN!

SaintLucifer

SaintLucifer

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WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Canada geese got into both engines of US Airways Flight 1549 and forced the plane to ditch into the Hudson River last month, the National Transportation Safety Board said Thursday.

The flight crew of the Airbus A320 put the plane down gently on the river, which separates New York from New Jersey, after the bird ingestion caused both engines to lose power on January 15. All 155 people aboard survived.

Adult Canada geese weigh between 5.8 and 10.7 pounds, although birds from resident populations rather than migratory populations can be heavier.

The plane's CFM56-5B/P turbofan engines were certified in 1996 as being able to withstand bird ingestion of 4 pounds.

The NTSB said last week that both engines contained the remains of birds, confirming the pilots' report that the engines shut down after colliding with birds less than two minutes after taking off from from New York's LaGuardia Airport.

Material from both engines was sent to the Smithsonian Institution in Washington for identification of the bird species.

Investigators have not yet determined how many birds hit the jet's engines.

The plane's flight data recorder "revealed no anomalies or malfunctions in either engine up to the point where the captain reported a bird strike, after which there was an uncommanded loss of thrust in both engines," the NTSB said last week.
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Fucking Americans, blaming us Canadians yet again.
 
Canada geese were genetically engineered by the Canadians to leave those disgusting green pellets of shit everywhere and then released into the US ass revenge for the time we tried to invade them in 1812.
 
FBI parte due said:
Canada geese were genetically engineered by the Canadians to leave those disgusting green pellets of shit everywhere and then released into the US ass revenge for the time we tried to invade them in 1812.
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Yes, you 'tried', but had your collective asses handed to you on a silver platter.

No, it would be revenge for all the pollution you send our way.
 
FBI parte due said:
We got beaten by the UK, not Canada.

Just FYI.
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A third tier nation held THE greatest power in the world to a standstill (remember, they burned the Whitehouse, but we burned Toronto)...? I call that a victory. Especially since the U.S. got most of it's stated aims (end of impressment, pullout from the hill forts).
 
More UK soldiers and some redskins. So, you're saying you're a peace-pipin', loincloth-wearin', feather-haired faggot?
 
Ancalagon said:
A third tier nation held THE greatest power in the world to a standstill (remember, they burned the Whitehouse, but we burned Toronto)...? I call that a victory. Especially since the U.S. got most of it's stated aims (end of impressment, pullout from the hill forts).
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Yes, a power that was bogged down in Europe with Napoleon and his French forces, not to mention myriad other problems. Britain decided to accept your calls for peace when they realised it was not worth the trouble, AND they owned most of your territory anyway. Remember, just before the treaty, the British held American territory, but the USA held NO Canadian territory.

No, your aim was conquest of Canada. You failed, miserably. You were lucky to have Napoleon around, or the USA would today be part of Canada.

By the way, Toronto was never burned.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yes, a power that was bogged down in Europe with Napoleon and his French forces, not to mention myriad other problems. Britain decided to accept your calls for peace when they realised it was not worth the trouble, AND they owned most of your territory anyway. Remember, just before the treaty, the British held American territory, but the USA held NO Canadian territory.

No, your aim was conquest of Canada. You failed, miserably. You were lucky to have Napoleon around, or the USA would today be part of Canada.

By the way, Toronto was never burned.
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Was the aim of some of the population and even a few politicians, yes. Was that the aim of the majority, or of the government no. As stupid as it sounds, prestige and honor of a sense were a main driving force. The policy of impressment was a black eye to the early republic. The whole point of the Constitution was to create a government strong enough to defend our people. The government couldn't even protect it's own citizens flying under it's own flag.

Then Britain was renigging on Peace of Paris by refusing to pull out from their hill forts in the Ohio and along the western slopes of the southern appalacians. From there they were arming and supplying their Indian allies, who were then attacking (admittedly illegal) American settlers. Another case of the government not being able to protect it's citizens.


1812 bought us an end to impressment, pullout from the hill forts, abandonment of Britains Indian allies and an end to the British policy of trying to 'contain' America.

Basically it gave our government and people breathing room.


And what exactly did Britain (or Canada *snigger*) get out of their 'victory' again?
 
Ancalagon said:
Was the aim of some of the population and even a few politicians, yes. Was that the aim of the majority, or of the government no. As stupid as it sounds, prestige and honor of a sense were a main driving force. The policy of impressment was a black eye to the early republic. The whole point of the Constitution was to create a government strong enough to defend our people. The government couldn't even protect it's own citizens flying under it's own flag.

Then Britain was renigging on Peace of Paris by refusing to pull out from their hill forts in the Ohio and along the western slopes of the southern appalacians. From there they were arming and supplying their Indian allies, who were then attacking (admittedly illegal) American settlers. Another case of the government not being able to protect it's citizens.


1812 bought us an end to impressment, pullout from the hill forts, abandonment of Britains Indian allies and an end to the British policy of trying to 'contain' America.

Basically it gave our government and people breathing room.


And what exactly did Britain (or Canada *snigger*) get out of their 'victory' again?
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You answered your own question, dumbass. Read it again.
 
Conchaga said:
Thanks to Napoleon, we now have New Orleans. This country kinda likes the little guy.
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On the other hand, if the French still had New Orleans, the city might not have been fucked so badly by Katrina (neverminding the fact that NO probably would have been surrendered 50 times over by any other event even looking in France's direction...).
 
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