Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
1) Matt - The only one truly playing the game this season. Keeps slaughtering the cows by winning things so that his useless Brigade can keep eating steak. Plus he walks around the house in onesie boy jammies, which is cute. Nicknamed The Gremlin for his lack of height and mischievous ways. Love him.
2) Britney - One of the few besides Matt who can take things in stride, or at least own up to her weaknesses. Hilarious with her dry, caustic barbs about the other HGs. Truly has made this season entertaining.
3) Ragan - The gay one. Is a fey drama queen who cries too much. Also too sanctimonious and self-righteous. But is also hilarious in the DR and when he gets together with Brit to talk trash about Rachel & Brendon. He worships Matt, so his good taste is rewarded with a high ranking.
4) Lane - Does nothing game-wise, but is the least annoying Brigade member. Close to Britney, they are a lot of laughs together. Secretly well off oil rig salesman who probably doesn't need the money. Curious.
5) Hayden - Mop-headed Brigadier who went from homewrecking showmance with Kristen to secretly plotting house-flipper with his comedy partner Enzo. Can be funny. Young, strong, nice to look at if you don't fixate on the harelip. But ultimately a wuss.
6) Enzo - Tough talk, with nothing to back it up. Jersey Shore/Sopranos wannabee from Bayonne NJ who would have been gone week 2 without the Brigade (and Matt) protecting him. His shtick has grown stale, and he has nothing to offer. Also eats like a pig, which makes the live feeds unbearable, especially if the volume is up.
7) Brendon - Psychologically damaged man-child with a hunky swimmer's body that I can't even look at because he's such a humorless basket case. Gullible and overly earnest. Easily fell under Rachel's manipulations and acted as her goon until she was finally voted out. Almost bearable now that he's playing on his own, but not really. Talks about which people "deserve" to be in the house and win the money. I hate people who do that. (Ragan does it too, which is why he's #3 instead of #2) Has emotional issues, which means a life of hell for any other women who dates him. Ick.
Already evicted: Bi-Bi Crazy Annie, Monet the Mope, Captain Kosher Andrew, Newly Dumped Kristen, Rachel the Evil Insane Drunken Whore, and Token Older Useless Person Kathy.
2) Britney - One of the few besides Matt who can take things in stride, or at least own up to her weaknesses. Hilarious with her dry, caustic barbs about the other HGs. Truly has made this season entertaining.
3) Ragan - The gay one. Is a fey drama queen who cries too much. Also too sanctimonious and self-righteous. But is also hilarious in the DR and when he gets together with Brit to talk trash about Rachel & Brendon. He worships Matt, so his good taste is rewarded with a high ranking.
4) Lane - Does nothing game-wise, but is the least annoying Brigade member. Close to Britney, they are a lot of laughs together. Secretly well off oil rig salesman who probably doesn't need the money. Curious.
5) Hayden - Mop-headed Brigadier who went from homewrecking showmance with Kristen to secretly plotting house-flipper with his comedy partner Enzo. Can be funny. Young, strong, nice to look at if you don't fixate on the harelip. But ultimately a wuss.
6) Enzo - Tough talk, with nothing to back it up. Jersey Shore/Sopranos wannabee from Bayonne NJ who would have been gone week 2 without the Brigade (and Matt) protecting him. His shtick has grown stale, and he has nothing to offer. Also eats like a pig, which makes the live feeds unbearable, especially if the volume is up.
7) Brendon - Psychologically damaged man-child with a hunky swimmer's body that I can't even look at because he's such a humorless basket case. Gullible and overly earnest. Easily fell under Rachel's manipulations and acted as her goon until she was finally voted out. Almost bearable now that he's playing on his own, but not really. Talks about which people "deserve" to be in the house and win the money. I hate people who do that. (Ragan does it too, which is why he's #3 instead of #2) Has emotional issues, which means a life of hell for any other women who dates him. Ick.
Already evicted: Bi-Bi Crazy Annie, Monet the Mope, Captain Kosher Andrew, Newly Dumped Kristen, Rachel the Evil Insane Drunken Whore, and Token Older Useless Person Kathy.
