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Use Lotion

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As most of you know, I am new here. Please refrain from asking for breast pictures. I will not show them. If none of you have figured out what my name means, then you should do the following... Grab a gun, load It, pull the trigger. If you somehow fuck that up, repeat the following steps.
 
Use Lotion said:
As most of you know, I am new here. Please refrain from asking for breast pictures. I will not show them. If none of you have figured out what my name means, then you should do the following... Grab a gun, load It, pull the trigger. If you somehow fuck that up, repeat the following steps.
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I'm glad you cleared that up. Most of us wouldn't have been able to tell because the post count is at ONE POST for you.

And now that you've asked us to not ask for breast pics, you've given up that you're female and have consigned yourself to most of us asking for the said pictures.

Also, I daresay most of us don't care what your name means.
And your instructions lack a step. Perhaps its implied, but since it isn't specifically detailed, we don't know where to aim the said gun.
To which I will provide an answer.
It's open season on 'Use Lotion'.
*Grabs a gun, loads it, aims it at Use Lotion, and pulls the trigger*

Hmm, I could do better than that to this dual.
:cannon:
 
Rename it 'Krispy Kritters' and you'll be able to start up a national chain :bigass:
 
Last time I ate that cereal the little bits floated together in the milk to form the Image of Jesus.
 
I'm looking down the hole
You're looking up at me
You're cold and tired
that is easy to see
Lower the rope to you
a bucket and a light
Your membrane will be soft and smooth
and your heart will be mine.

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again
Yes Precious, it gets the hose . . .

Wooooooo, oooh, oooh.
Wooooooo, oooh, oooh.

The look inside your eyes drives me from control
Evoking visions of my favorite casserole.
And if I eat your heart
I'll also bite your soul
And when I'm done with that
I'll use your skull as a bowl.

It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Or else it gets the hose again.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Or else it gets the hose again.
It gets the hose.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Yes it does . . .
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket . . .
Put the lotion in the basket . . .
. . . and it does.

Wooooooo, oooh, oooh.
Wooooooo, oooh, oooh.

The night is very cold
I'm feeling kind of weak.
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttock's cheek.
And then I will go walking with my little dog.
And then I'll bury you underneath the lawn.

It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Or else it gets the hose again.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Or else it gets the hose again.
Yes it does Precious..
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Bitch, put the lotion in the basket.
Ohh, put the lotion in the fucking basket
Bitch, put the lotion in the basket.


Wooooooo, oooh, oooh.
Wooooooo, oooh, oooh.
 
satan mcevil said:
let me see them titties!

seriously watch out for Jack, Rumor has it he likes to ass fuck little boys.
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Nope. Nice try though. I am female you Ignorant twit. Did you not read my previous fucking post?
 
Use Lotion said:
Nope. Nice try though. I am female you Ignorant twit. Did you not read my previous fucking post?
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It's hard to read 'fucking posts'-- the text is too busy trying to screw itself to get a good read.

You're not doing too well, are you?
 
I know her though, and so does Miss Tanner.

She's bombastic, focused on her tits, and occasionally shows flashes of mediocrity. Otherwise, she's okay.
 
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