Useless announcement of the day.

[SSgt_Sniper]

Every day at work someone will annouce something stupid to the world. I imagine it happens for you people to. Share your "stupid announcement I was subjected to today" with us.


I'll go first. The oldest member of our staff, Tom, is a bit of a gardener. Our second youngest, Amy, has a husband overseas. Tom walks in yesterday and announces "Amy, I brought you some cucumbers. I thought you might enjoy them for yourself." The whole joint stops, turns and looks at him, and busts out laughing.

 

[Gagh]

Did she shove the cucumber up her vagina, as the randy old beggar was SO obviously insinuating?

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I hav no fucking clue. And I don't want to know.

 

[Gagh]

LIES!

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Anyway, do tell of your stupidest announcement you were subjected to in the last couple of days.

 

[jack]

This guy was trying to but a habitrail tube up this bitchs cunt, and he wanted to know if hydrocloric acid would help widen the hole.

What a stupid fucking question.