Valentines Day is Coming

[starguard]

What are your plans?

 

[Gonad]

Go to bed w/o sex (after midnught so it counts), wake up too early, work, bus home, file my cat's nails down while reading/posting on TK. Talk on the phone w/boyfriend for appx. 40min. Play Sherlock. Think about doing laundry and deciding against it. Go to bed between 11:30PM and 1:30AM.

 

[jack]

I have to work until six, but then it's dinner, dancing, and the .3 for the week.

 

[jack]

Ever have your vagina painted with warm melted chocolate? You need a VERY fine, soft brush, and the chocolate shouldn't be hot, just nice and warm.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I cannot say because it is something that all trolls would be desperate to know to use against me and The Harlot.

Nasty.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Mmmm...really trashy red lace and marabou lingerie.....mmmmm....

 

[Gonad]

HA HA I HOPE YOU RIGHT-CLICK + SAVED BUT I'D HAVE TO LEFT-CLICK + SAVE SINCE I SWITCHED MY MOUSE CONFIGURATION.

 

[Gonad]

My plans appear to have changed. I will be doing something for Valentine's Day (aka WEDNESDAY as referred to in the conversation) but I don't know what. Damnit, now I need to come up with contingency plans for whatever this will be. And to think I wasn't even planning on buying a card. NOW I have to figure that out and the accompanying gift and buy ingredients in case a fancy dinner is in order since there's no point in going out w/o reservations. Hm. What else? Damnit, am I supposed to dress up? I JUST. DON'T. KNOW.