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Vatican Demands Bishop Suck The Chosen Cock

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Disgusting.

The Holocaust: the only organized religion you're not allowed to not follow. Just as bad as militant Islam, they just go after 'infidels' a different way. Whence the comparison? It's not enough to say you think it happened -- you have to say you think it happened exactly the way the "church leaders" say it happened.
 
Meh, I'll wait until the Freemasons have a PAC that sucks billions of dollars a year out of our economy in exchange for nothing before I worry about 'em.
 
So to recap the story, a bunch of whack-o ultraconservative priests got themselves excommunicated 20+ years ago--by John Paul II, who was a pretty liberal and tolerant Pope--at a time when you pretty much have to eat a baby while taking a dump on the Cross to get excommunicated.

Benedict decided to lift the excommunication and they promptly said something outrageous and embarrassing? :shrug: Sometimes it's a good idea not to second-guess your predecessors.
 
So to recap the story, a bunch of whack-o ultraconservative priests got themselves excommunicated 20+ years ago--by John Paul II, who was a pretty liberal and tolerant Pope--at a time when you pretty much have to eat a baby while taking a dump on the Cross to get excommunicated.

JPII was pretty tolerant, however he wasn't a liberal at all. Best to think of him as Ike to FDR's New Deal.... substituting V2 and John XXIII of course! ;)
 
So to recap the story, a bunch of whack-o ultraconservative priests got themselves excommunicated 20+ years ago--by John Paul II, who was a pretty liberal and tolerant Pope--at a time when you pretty much have to eat a baby while taking a dump on the Cross to get excommunicated.

Benedict decided to lift the excommunication and they promptly said something outrageous and embarrassing? :shrug: Sometimes it's a good idea not to second-guess your predecessors.

You know, "priest" is a bit redundant, by default, when it follows, "whacko." Once you get that much of the Kool-Aid in a person, there really aren't too many flavors of crazy you can't get 'em to try next as long as the right person hands 'em the cup.
 
Will Virgin Mary TV spoof jeopardize Pope visit to Israel?

Leading Christian and Muslim clergymen are calling on Pope Benedict XVI to postpone his planned visit to Israel, which is scheduled for May, in protest of a comedy skit seen on the late-night variety television show hosted by comedian Lior Shlein.

In a press conference held on Wednesday in Nazareth, religious leaders denounced Shlein for a spoof entitled "Like a virgin" which depicts two characters who play Jesus and the Virgin Mary.

In the skit, Mary is heard saying she had slept with many men and that she was not a virgin at all. The provocative segment prompted Christian lawyers to consider filing legal motions against Shlein and his television home, Channel 10.

In response, Shlein sent a letter to one of the attorneys pledging to apologize on the air for the skit.

Christian leaders said Shlein's jokes are "hurtful and humiliating to Christianity." Salim Kubti, an attorney and the chairman of an umbrella organization representing Christian courts, said he and a number of other lawyers are considering a lawsuit against Channel 10.

"It's clear that Shlein is a failure and as a result is looking for any way to improve his ratings, and he is jumping on a sensitive issue," Kubti said. "These statements go beyond satire and dark humor. These are serious statements that insult the sensitivities of every Christian and anyone who possesses values and mutual respect for other religions.



Vatican irked by 'blasphemous' Virgin Mary TV spoof in Israel

The Vatican said Friday it has formally complained to the Israeli government about an Israeli TV show that ridiculed Jesus and Mary in an offensive act of intolerance.

The Israeli foreign ministry said the segment wouldn't be shown again and that its host, well-known Israeli comedian Lior Shlein, had apologized.

In the program, Shlein sarcastically denied Christian traditions - that Mary was a virgin and that Jesus walked on water - saying he was doing so as a lesson to Christians who deny the Holocaust.

It was a reference to the Vatican's recent lifting of the excommunication of a bishop who denied 6 million Jews were killed during World War II. The rehabilitation sparked outrage among Jews.

A statement from the Vatican press office said its representative in Israel complained to the government about the segment, which was broadcast recently on private Channel 10, one of Israel's three main TV stations, during Shlein's late-night comedy talk show.

In the clip, the Vatican said, Mary and Joseph were ridiculed with blasphemous words and images that amounted to a vulgar and offensive act of intolerance toward the religious sentiments of the believers in Christ.

In the show, Mary is said to have become pregnant at 15, thanks to a schoolmate. It said Jesus could never have walked on water because he was so fat he was ashamed to leave the house, let alone go to the Sea of Galilee with a bathing suit.


Foreign Ministry spokesman Yigal Palmor said the ministry approached Channel 10 based on the papal nuncio's complaints, and was told the segment would not air again. Palmor said the station's legal adviser had also already sent a letter of apology to an attorney who represents a Christian group who had been offended by the segment.

Palmor said Shlein apologized live on Wednesday, and said he didn't mean to offend anyone.

The clip was a sarcastic response to the Vatican's rehabilitation of Bishop Richard Williamson, who said in an interview broadcast on Swedish state TV that no Jews were gassed during the Holocaust and that only 200,000 or 300,000 Jews were killed.

he Vatican's rehabilitation of Williamson sparked outrage that only abated after Pope Benedict XVI met with Jewish leaders at the Vatican last week.

During his audience, the German-born pope issued a strong denunciation of anti-Semitism and said it was unacceptable for anyone - particularly a clergyman - to deny or minimize the Holocaust.

The Vatican has demanded that Williamson, a member of the traditionalist Society of St. Pius X, recant before he can be admitted as a bishop in the Roman Catholic Church. On Thursday, the government of Argentina, where Williamson had been living, ordered him expelled within 10 days. It cited an immigration problem but also said his comments about the Holocaust had profoundly insulted Argentina, Jews and all of humanity.

The British-born Williamson had already been removed as director of the society's La Reja seminary. He has apologized for causing distress to the pope but has not recanted. He has said he would only correct himself if he is satisfied after a review of the evidence, but has said that would take time.


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Wait, wait, wait.... this is the issue that made you realize that the Catholic Church requires it's bishops to follow Catholic teachings?!?!



Is this your first contact ever with The Church?!?!?!
 
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