Viagra Slogan Game

[Kyehlar]

I was listening to a local radio station a couple weeks ago, and they had a hilarious topic of discussion.

What he was doing, was making new slogans for Viagra. But the trick was, you had to use a pre-existing slogan from another product.

For example......

Viagra - Double your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
(Doublemint Gum)

So what slogans will this lot come up with? I've got to find out.

 

[MessengerX]

Viagra - The quicker dicker upper

Viagra - One-a-day, like iron

Viagra - When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight

Viagra - Home of the whopper

Viagra - It plumps when you take 'em

Viagra - Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

Viagra - Tastes great, more filling!

Viagra - Ten inches long ... and growing.

Viagra - We work harder, so you don't have to!

This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions ?

 

[Kyehlar]

Viagra - Just Do It
(Nike)

 

[Mirah]

Get more for your money with Viagra.

Where does that come from?
Shit, I just got writers block.

 

[Kyehlar]

Viagra - Where Do You Want To Go Today?

 

[Mirah]

Viagra, it is in you.

(Gatorade)

 

[Harkley]

Viagra - The right choice (AT&T)

Viagra - YES YOU CAN. (Sprint)

Viagra - Turn on the fun (Best buy)

Viagra - The Battery you dream about (duracell)

Viagra - Keeps going and going and going (Energizer)

Viagra - HelloMoto (Motorola)

Viagra - Now you're playing with power (SNES)

With Viagra, it's not that hard to imagine (Samsung)

Viagra - Buy it, Take it, Fuck it (Ebay)

Viagra - Welcome to the World Wide Wow (AOL)

Viagra - FCUK (French Connection)

Viagra - Diamonds are forever - especially blue ones (DeBoers Diamond merchants)


More coming

 

[Kyehlar]

Viagra - We Bring Good Things To Life (GE)

 

[The Question]

Is It In You? (Gatorade)

 

[Cluckyx]

Viagra - Hail to the king (Burger King)

Viagra - What a feeling! (Rennies chewable)

 

[Kyehlar]

Viagra - Want To Get Away?
(Southwest Airlines)

 

[eloisel]

From an old Yamaha commercial -

Viagara - Put something exciting between your legs!

 

[Kyehlar]

Viagra - Zoom Zoom!
(Mazda)

 

[Kyehlar]

Viagra - Put a Tiger in your Tank
(Exxon)

Viagra - They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!
(Frosted Flakes)

 

[The Question]

Viagra - Like A Rock (Chevrolet)

Viagra - Grab Life By The Horns (Dodge?)

Viagra Inside (Intel)

Viagra - Obey Your Thirst (Sprite)

 

[Mirah]

Viagra, Whats in your wallet? (Capitol one)
don't think this one works, but made me somehow think of that old condom thats kept in the wallet for years or something......

 

[PreatorX]

I thought it was funny.

 

[Virginia]

Viagra, it reaches the part that no other drug reaches (some kind of beer ad. I forget which)

 

[eloisel]

Half a Viagara - Tastes great, less filling.