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Viggo Mortenson
- Thread starter eloisel
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eloisel
Forever Empress E
Just so there is no confusion - Jean Claude Van Damme was never on the "highly prized males" list. I find it unsettling when a person brags they can crush a walnut with their ass cheeks. Of all the things I might consider doing with a man's ass, walnuts are never involved.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Little trivia factoid I learned today watching TV: Viggo is 100% American. He was born in New York City. His family traveled all over the world while he was growing up, so combine that with the Danish first name and I thought he was one'a them furriners.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I know. He speaks a few languages and seems to be a foreigner wanna be.
He is just one of those guys that intrigues me and he shouldn't. He isn't that good looking - he just looks different everytime I see him. His poetry isn't that good and he definitely doesn't have the voice for the spoken poetry he likes to do but he does have a few pieces I find compelling. His painting isn't that great either, seems to me to be a bit contrived, alot like his photography, yet, like his spoken poetry, there are some pieces that I feel a connection to - like the backyard photos. Don't even get me started on his singing - oh my, my, my - yet I do like "His and Hers." Prior to the LOTR movies, his best acting parts weren't leading man roles and he has even said he isn't in to being the leading man. To top it all off, his fashion sense is awful. Any woman going out with him would have to pick out his clothes and make him change before she could let him leave the house.
He is just one of those guys that intrigues me and he shouldn't. He isn't that good looking - he just looks different everytime I see him. His poetry isn't that good and he definitely doesn't have the voice for the spoken poetry he likes to do but he does have a few pieces I find compelling. His painting isn't that great either, seems to me to be a bit contrived, alot like his photography, yet, like his spoken poetry, there are some pieces that I feel a connection to - like the backyard photos. Don't even get me started on his singing - oh my, my, my - yet I do like "His and Hers." Prior to the LOTR movies, his best acting parts weren't leading man roles and he has even said he isn't in to being the leading man. To top it all off, his fashion sense is awful. Any woman going out with him would have to pick out his clothes and make him change before she could let him leave the house.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He's got some frontal nudie jahoobie shots in that new movie he's winning awards for.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
The the best looking 50-year-old body I've seen probably ever.
Mostly because I haven't seen Baryshnikov completely butt nekkid.
Mostly because I haven't seen Baryshnikov completely butt nekkid.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
made the mistake of watching Eastern Promises with a roomful of people - then I couldn't review that fight scene in the bath house over and over again. 
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Because you ran out of O's once that scene came on? 
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
I had no idea he was a Yank! :shock:
Red Whacker
New member
Neither did I, some Argentinian buddy was raving the other day about how Viggo was from Argentina.
Wow, Viggo has a little friend.. Thats to bad..
eloisel
Forever Empress E
You act like you wouldn't do dirty things with Viggo. Good. I would.