Virgen Mary births baby Jesus on 25 December...

[Volpone]

...in Peru.

Virgin Mary Gives Birth to Baby Jesus on Christmas Day ... in Peru
Friday, December 26, 2008

Virgin Mary gave birth to 7.7 pound baby Jesus on Christmas Day. In Peru.

Really.

Twenty-year-old Virgen Maria Huarcaya delivered her newborn son, Jesus Emanuel, in the early hours of Christmas in Peru's capital of Lima, Reuters reported.

The baby's father, Adolfo Jorge Huamani, is a carpenter, causing religious Peruvians to compare the 24-year-old to Mary's Biblical husband Joseph, who was a carpenter as well.

Though the boy wasn't placed in a manger — he stuck around in a ward at the city's central maternity hospital — he's got Peruvians gabbing about his birth, Reuters reported.

"Two thousand years later the story of Bethlehem is relived," read a headline about the birth in El Comercio, Peru's main newspaper.

"A few days ago we had decided to name my son after a professional soccer player," the father said. "But thanks to a happy coincidence this is how things ended up."

Is this the Second Coming or not?

 

[ctmelvital]

I thought Obama was the second coming?

 

[Summerteeth]

I didn't think Jesus was born on 25th Dec anyway -- more like that date was adopted to pacify the pagan Yule worshippers. Or summat.

 

[evenflow]

Again with the "Christains stole Xmas from the pagans" crap?! Who are you Black Dove?

 

[Summerteeth]

Again with the "Christains stole Xmas from the pagans" crap?! Who are you Black Dove?

View me whilst you are wearing night vision goggles and you'll soon find out.

Don't forget to bring the EMF meter, either.

 

[evenflow]

The way this EMF meter is vibrating I'm gonna need a lot of batteries!

 

[Ramen]

It's the Antichrist, son of the evil incarnate, Adolfo Hitler!

 

[Volpone]

No. I think he was born in New Jersey or somewhere. Wal*Mart wouldn't make him a cake.

 

[moocey]

So where's Hood?

 

[Volpone]

Well, that's the funny thing. He's a pretty busy guy, so he doesn't have a lot of time to post. He'll drop in here maybe every two weeks and maybe make a couple posts. Really, the impact of unbanning him would likely have been negligible. :bergman: