VooDoo Sex Doll

[Mirah]

Someone went crazy on me last night

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish someone would use a voodoo sex doll on me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

There's a boyfriend of someone I have a crush on that I'd like to use a regular voodoo doll on.

 

[jack]

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's...murder.

 

[Dr Dave]

Murder is bad times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also if you found out you were Q and you used your Q powers to make girls have sex with you, you'd be a rapist.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is true.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

True Q.

 

[Seph]

Murder is bad times.

It's all about perspective.

 

['Gear]

I believe any intentional killing of a person is murder. At least under California law.

If a person were to intentionally kill an intruder, although their actions may very well be found to be justified, he or she will have committed murder.

Memorize this for 911 or your equiv. - "I was in fear for my life. There's been a shooting. Send police and ambulance. The scene is secure." Now hang up and request legal representation when assistance arrives.

It would be difficult to prosecute Q for rape.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But not impossible!

 

['Gear]

Jury of his peers?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Continuum has drummed him out once already...THEY CAN DO IT AGAIN!

 

['Gear]

Nature execrates a cowboy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Q turned Wesley into an adult but he looked nothing like adult Wil Wheaton? They should go back and change that with CGI.

 

[Cassie]

Remember when Q created an alternate universe where he and Picard were lovers?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't, because Q changed my universe to one where TNG got cancelled after 1 season and the franchise died again.

It's so cold and dark here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Q created an alternate universe where he and Picard were lovers?

That would have been an example of Q as rapist.