Rapecat
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I am Rapecat and I approve of this message.
My fellow Americans . . .
In these trying times few leaders have the courage, morals, passionate libido towards freedom to lead us out from the quagmire we have found ourselves in. Despite the blow dealt to the Grand Old Party today there still remains much to do in order to secure a nation we can pass on to our kittens, one better than we ourselves inherited.
My first action in ascending to the Oval Office will be to find and . . . punish those responsible for the system, rife with corruption, which powerful corporate entities and radical religious fundamentalists have constructed for themselves.
The RAPE party has a comprehensive plan for solving many of the problems which plague our world today.
If elected, I promise to invade Mexico and force their corrupt leaders to pass sweeping reforms to make their nation productive in the global community and to give illegal immigrants less incentive to risk their lives crossing the desert in search of a better future.
"Rapecat believes the key to solving the crisis in the Middle East is to make all the participants lose their thirst for war." The plan for this road to peace is still being drawn up. However, know that there is no issue which Rapecat will ignore.
"Rapecat supports stem cell research. A healthy and attractive population is needed in order to . . . sustain a nation." Separation of Church and State is violated when one influences the other.
Trust in Rapecat.
My fellow Americans . . .
In these trying times few leaders have the courage, morals, passionate libido towards freedom to lead us out from the quagmire we have found ourselves in. Despite the blow dealt to the Grand Old Party today there still remains much to do in order to secure a nation we can pass on to our kittens, one better than we ourselves inherited.
My first action in ascending to the Oval Office will be to find and . . . punish those responsible for the system, rife with corruption, which powerful corporate entities and radical religious fundamentalists have constructed for themselves.
The RAPE party has a comprehensive plan for solving many of the problems which plague our world today.
If elected, I promise to invade Mexico and force their corrupt leaders to pass sweeping reforms to make their nation productive in the global community and to give illegal immigrants less incentive to risk their lives crossing the desert in search of a better future.
"Rapecat believes the key to solving the crisis in the Middle East is to make all the participants lose their thirst for war." The plan for this road to peace is still being drawn up. However, know that there is no issue which Rapecat will ignore.
"Rapecat supports stem cell research. A healthy and attractive population is needed in order to . . . sustain a nation." Separation of Church and State is violated when one influences the other.
Trust in Rapecat.
