Voyager = the clap

[whisky]

So I was thinking randomly how we shorten star trek to ST and how there is a roman numeral D meaning 500, so a little googling later and I found out what the 500th episode of star trek was.

So here it is, STD.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/31585

Unimatrix Zero

 

[CaptainWacky]

acclaimed one-hour drama STAR
TREK: VOYAGER for UPN.

Was this some different Star Trek: Voyager!?

 

[whisky]

Wheres a lawyer when you need one?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Unimatrix Zero the one where Janeway LET HERSELF by assimilated as part of some gay plan?

 

[whisky]

Yes, because the borg were dreaming or some such shite.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Swarm was a thinly veiled analogy for sexual health issues.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh wait, this was the one where the Borg had their version of the Matrix and Seven of Nine had a boyfriend in it...OMG Voyager sucked.

 

[Ballpeen: Redux]

remember Chakotay!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Always.

 

[Cassie]

UPN stands for United Paramount Network. I think Voyager debuted on UPN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was asking about the "acclaimed" part.

 

[FBI parte due]

Isn't UPN for black people?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you can call them "people".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought UPN was gone?

 

[Cassie]

It is!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHa'ts it called now?

 

[Cassie]

I think it's the WB now.

 

[Gonad]

CW

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cum Weekly?

 

[Toodles]

Voyager sucked.