Wacky, a challenger appears

[SAUSAGEMAN]

The top 99 women, overall.

You will agree with some choices, and also on the other hand you will disagree with others.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't even know who Emmanuelle Chriqui is...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's Camilla Belle? She always looks nice whenever I see her on these lists.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Amanda Seyfried should be higher than 92.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie Imbruglia at number 87 seems like an odd choice. I mean I was obsessed with her for a while, but that was in 1997. Must have a good agent.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Karen Gillan at 77. Bet she's the highest (and only) ranked Scottish girl...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kate Middleton at 61 is just taking the piss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rose Byrne at 51. YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cameron Diaz at 50.

LOL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Megan Fox "only" being 49 (and one place below Kristen Bell) kind of makes up for it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Emma Stone at 32 for Gagh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Olivia Wilde at 30 is a surprise, she's usually top ten in these types of list.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie at number ELEVEN? WHAT. NOT EVEN TOP TEN AFTER EVERYTHING SHE'S BEEN TRHOUGH?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay, Jessica Pare must have a really really good agent. She's lovely but surely too obscure to make number 10...

 

[CaptainWacky]

And her lookalike Anne Hathaway is 9 and I'm not going to look at the comments because they'll be saying she's ugly but she's not okay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Katy Perry way too high at 8, ScarJo decent at 7...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cheryl Cole. At six. Hahaha.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who the fuck is Selita Ebanks?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mila Kunis second? Fair enough. SO WHO IS FIRST...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Blake Lively. WTF. I like her but...what.

Yeah I'll just stick to the girls I know in an increasingly obscure and abstract manner until I'm ranking based on elbows or something. And it'll still be better than this!