It has come to my attention that CaptainWacky and his sidekick Ishcabittle, armed only with magical sporks, have ruined the evil plans of the evil zombie-king and have defeated his army of once-living, decaying ghouls which now only litter the streets and no longer threaten to eat the brains of MF's citizenry
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