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Wacky, did you write this?

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SAUSAGEMAN

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I was 15 and on vacation in Cape Cod. Beaches never did anything for me, so I excused myself to go back to the hotel. On my way, I ran into another teenager, a girl. I struck up a conversation and was surprised to hear her answer in a British accent. Like myself, she was bored as hell. I invited her to my hotel room to get high. I make my move, which she goes along with. We're both naked when I get an awful idea that would make any sane and sober girl run screaming for the hills. Being young and ripped, I vocalize it without considering the outcome: "What if you pretend to be Hermione Granger?" This was about the time of the fourth movie release, and I had a big crush on Emma Watson. As soon as the words left my lips, I knew that I wasn't getting laid that day. But I got laid that day.
 
WACKY DOESN'T HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT*.


FUCK YOU.



*I mean, I'd guess.
 
The dude doesn't say he has one, only that the girl does. But according to my Mine Field Encyclopedia, Wacky wasn't 15 when the second movie came out, so it must've been some other guy.

Unless you mean Wacky goes cross-dressing as Emma Watson in Cape Cod and solicits 15 year old holidaying boys? That sounds more like Loktar's territory.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
The dude doesn't say he has one, only that the girl does. But according to my Mine Field Encyclopedia, Wacky wasn't 15 when the second movie came out, so it must've been some other guy.

Unless you mean Wacky goes cross-dressing as Emma Watson in Cape Cod and solicits 15 year old holidaying boys? That sounds more like Loktar's territory.
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I wasn't 15 in 2002 either(I was 29). And I was broke that summer after quitting my job at the local supermarket so I wouldn't of had money to travel to Cape Cod, let alone dress as Hermione Granger.
 
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That's not really my writing style.
 
Why is there a miniature hand underneath that apple, on her side? WHAT IS THAT?!
 
Mirah said:
Why is there a miniature hand underneath that apple, on her side? WHAT IS THAT?!
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Dobby doing her from behind?
 
Mirah said:
Why is there a miniature hand underneath that apple, on her side? WHAT IS THAT?!
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Looks like it might be leaves of the apple.
 
This has turned into a thread of bad.
 
Dr Dave said:
This has turned into a thread of bad.
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Well just make more posts in here and you can avert your eyes as you scroll past the Potter naughtiness.
 
It's like a wreck on the highway!

Gagh has DOOMED US ALL!
 
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
 
There must be a Dobby/Hermione site out there too...
 
But is there a Harry & Draco go to Provincetown and accidentally ram into Professor Sprout while rubbing lotion on each other on the deck of a whale-watching tour boat...site?
 
The other pix on the site I didn't hotlink to are as equally disturbing!
 
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