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WACKY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORe

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I DON'T THINK HE LIVES AT ALL LOL?
 
THERE WILL BE A SEANCE AT MIDNIGHT TO SPEAK TO WACKY TO FIND OUT WHERE THE AXE SHARPENER IS
 
there is no continuous conscious entity named CaptainWacky, he is simply recreated by his memories every few minutes, fading every time
 
You're a Lite-Brite?
 
People who wish to become intoxicated faster have also been known to use enemas as a method to instill beverage alcohol into the bloodstream, absorbed through the membranes of the large intestine. However, great care must be taken as to the amount of alcohol used. Only a small amount is needed as the intestine absorbs the alcohol more quickly than the stomach. Deaths have resulted due to alcohol poisoning via enema.
 
<looks at tubing, and bottle of Jack...reconsiders>
 
FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN, DRINK IT THE RIGHT WAY! YOU'VE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
You're a Lite-Brite?

If he is, that just kicks ass.
 
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