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WACKY INVOLVED IN GLASGOW AIRPORT CLOSING

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
just to keep North American stalkers from reaching Glasgow IMHO!!
 
Or maybe it was closed because a car bomb rammed into it a while ago.
 
They boke into Busch series raceing to tell the people of the news.

I havent heard of anybody being hurt, which is good.
 
Apparently the suspects jumped out of the car, which means they weren't in it for the eternal glory and 77 virgins. Interesting.
 
Maybe you only get the virgins if you do it right.
 
Obviously you have to be dead to get the virgins.
 
I survived the Glagow terror attack.
 
!
 
I survived the London terror attack.


The guys in Glasgow were proper nutcases.. driving a flaming car into a building, then punching people while on fire... and nobody got injured except them.
 
Maybe they're cousins of the big goofy nutjob with the sneakerbombs.

Oh, and I was a survivor of the NYC terror attack. I'd say I was the survivor of two attacks, but the first WTC bombing in '93 happened 6 months before I started working here.
 
I survived 7/7 and any number of IRA attacks. Go me!

It probably helps that these things always happen hours before I'm even conscious.
 
Helps that I was nowhere near the airport and no one died!
 
If one of the terrorists dies I expect they'll be winning a Darwin Award. Since when did it take two people to drive a car into a building and explode in flames?
 
he might have been holding the map!
 
At least they didn't have to worry about parking, I suppose.
 
Maybe they were gay terrorists, and they were really flaming?
 
Cassie said:
Obviously you have to be dead to get the virgins.

Well, they were both obviously brain-dead before they even started the mission. That's got to be worth at least 1 virgin!

AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Here I cum!
 
CaptainWacky said:
I survived the Glagow terror attack.

Same here. Thanks for asking folks.
 
So what does this mean? Are we winning the War on Terror?

To recap:
In 2001 terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center and heavily damaged the Pentagon, killing thousands.

The same year we went into Afghanistan, after al Qaeda.
In 2003 we went into Iraq.

In 2005, terrorists attacked London's mass transit system, killing 52.

In 2006, terrorists attempted to blow up like, 11 airliners using liquid explosives. The attack was foiled and the suspects caught.

Earlier this year a planned attack on JFK airport was stopped before implementation, with all the suspects caught.

And in the past two days we've had three car-bomb type attacks in the UK, with no loss of life.

We've killed quite a few of the ringleaders of international terrorism, captured quite a few more, and dismantled their financial networks. I would say we are winning. :techman:
 
We would have WON if we weren't playing with our dicks in Iraq!
 
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